Plagerized by Wayne Chirnside

 The Straight Dope  (8 comments ) ( Huffington Post)
READ MORE: Lizz Winstead

If you need anymore proof that meth can totally destroy your brain, look no
further than Teddy Rumpskin Haggart.

Apparently it allows you to believe you can go from 3 years of paying a gay
prostitute for er, um whatever it is gay prostitutes do, to believing that
after 3 weeks of evangelical counseling, you can become "completely
heterosexual.
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