SH> Explain this comment, drunkard.

AS> Your wife got you that teaching job.

This is a guess on your part, Otto - a guess you have attempted before and
been made a fool of.

BTW:  What job did your wife secure for you?

AS> You experience running that fishwrap wouldn't get you a job even at the
AS> Moonie Times.

You know, AR-KAY, when you stumbled drunk into Fido all those years ago
obsessing on fuckin' Rush Limbaugh, you could have instead made a
contribution to these discussions; however, you have some natural handicaps
and some self-imposed handicaps that prevent such a contribution:

1.  You don't read anything worthwhile or scholarly, which is a handicap no
self-respecting man would strap himself with.  For example, until recently,
you thought US senators represented districts within states and that the
speed of light is 100,000 mps.  No relatively educated or well-read man
would have made these unforced errors; in fact, most middle schoolers know
the speed of light.  You also don't read any news not filtered through the
battery of insane websites you belong to.  I have never once seen a post
from you citing a story from the New York Times, the Washington Post or the
Chicago Tribune; instead, we get heavily slanted opinion from David Brock's
Media Matters, Crooks and Liars and democrat underground (by the way, I
noticed your call for help in the DUmp in re the origin of Hopety Change,
and I noticed that no reliable help is forthcoming).  Were you to read
something worthwhile, you might know that just recently a reclusive Russian
mathematician has solved the seemingly intractable Poincare Conjecture and
that his work might very well be the key to explaining the shape of the
universe and making travel at warp speed possible (something tells me that
you recognize "warp speed."  Nanoo, nanoo, AR-KAY).

2.  A natural handicap is that you are inexplicably weird - like the
reclusive Russian mathematician mentioned above.  Unlike the reclusive
Russian, however, you contribute nothing of value to the world.  You live in
a world where it is appropriate to make the inhuman claim that Tim
Richardson invented his wife's death. You live in a world where it is
appropriate to express satisfaction at Barbara Olson's fiery death and call
her "a far right whore" post mortem.  You live in a world where it is
appropriate for a man to call Mimi a "fake Jew" and a
"whore" because you
disagree with her about something - you were joined in this weirdness by
your jailbird buddy Chrinside and your obese buddy Klan.  You live in a
world where it is appropriate to fabricate libelous comments in the senior
Otto's name - I think that one may top even your Barbara Olson comments.
You live in a world where it is appropriate for you to sit around all day
and play a child's video game and a world where it is appropriate for a
grown man to call a cat "KITTEH."

You have serious mental problems, Otto.  I know that, your family knows that
and you know that, AR-KAY.

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