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stolenfromthenet{at}yahoo.com (Evad Seltzer) wrote:
| TNA had to turn away fans once again at the TNA Asylum this past
| Wednesday night.

When you start turning away paying customers--then you'll have
something!


| If I ever get married, I'm hirin' me a Fabulous Freebird for the
| reception. Its good to see that P.S. is still keepin' it real in the
| 2k3.

That's funny!  I'll leave it up to the reader to determine *what* is
actually funny about it, though.


| Attention international fans! TNA has plans to make every show in the
| history of TNA available for viewing online with a PPV-like highspeed
| online service. This will allow people from anywhere in the world to
| view TNA, as we will be taking international orders. Look for a formal
| announcement very soon.

Isn't it already available?  Oh wait, he's not talking about
alt.binaries.pro-wrestling.


| Where else can you see TNA fan Chris Rock? In the controversial new
| Paris Hilton video. 

Oh... *so* close!  He almost made it through a whole column without
name-dropping a celeb!

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