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It's been a good week in politics:

1.  CNN reports that its ratings have fallen through the floor, with the
insipid Larry King losing more than 50 percent of his viewers over the past
year.  MSNBC has suffered similar ratings hemorrhages.  Meanwhile, over at
Fox News, Glenn Beck owns his time slot as does Bill O'Reilly, who dominates
the terminally weird Keith Olbermann.  Word around the campfire is that
MSNBC is trying to figure out how to get rid of Olbermann.  Do you blame
them?

2.  Speaking of Beck, Steve Jobs and several other CEOs have announced plans
to boycott Beck's show.  You may remember that recently some members of the
Professionally Pissed Off Class announced a boycott of Whole Foods because
its CEO was critical of Obama.  Right thinking people banded together in
support of Whole Foods and spent so much money there its stock value shot
up.  Speaking of Apple Computer, they have released a Che ap for the iPhone.
Che.  The mass murderer.  But Beck is a threat.

3.  Speaking of O'Reilly, the Rev. Dr. Al Sharpton appears on his show to
talk about racist and violent elements in the Tea Party movement.  Sharpton
tells O'Reilly that he saw the tape in which Tea Partiers can be heard
shouting "nigger" at John Lewis.  O'Reilly correctly points out
that no such
tape exists, so the Rev. Dr. changes his story.  "Reporters told me that
they heard the word."  O'Reilly counters, "D.C police say no such thing
happened," which doesn't stop Frank Rich from repeating the
"racist" claim
in the New York Times.

4.  Some democrat congressman from Ohio claims that Tea Party members threw
a brick through the window of his Cincinatti office.  That office is on the
30th floor of a Cincinatti high rise.  Do they have a Cy Young Award for
brick throwing?

5.  Obama decides to taunt the strawman he invented by telling a brainless
audience that the day after health care passed, he looked around and there
were no asteroids falling.  Footage of this smart ass will come in handy
this fall as Republicans develop their advertising.  Barak Obama is not a
smart man.

6.  The FBI arrests eight ragtag members of some ragtag militia up around
Klan and Otto's part of the country, and the press immediately tries to tie
them to the Tea Party people.  If you have watched coverage of the tea
parties, you notice that people there tend to be well dressed.  There is a
reason for this; it's because they have jobs and can afford nice clothes.
These eight militia people have long greasy hair and are fat - not Klan "I
have absolutely no self respect" fat but pretty dang chubby.   How many of
these militia creeps do you think are on the government dole like Otto and
Chirnside?

7.  At a book signing in California, the free speech loving broads at Code
Pink and the eunuchs who support them shout down Karl Rove.

8.  Take it away, Fat Ass!

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