It's been a good week in politics:

1.  Hopety Change continues his nosedive in the polls, notching just a 44
percent approval rating - and this after his fascist grab at health care
succeeds.  Other fascists look toward November with fear and trepidation.

2.  Anybody seen Mrs. Cigar Willy or the shitstain she married lately?
Isn't Howdy Doody Clinton supposed to get married this year?

3.  Rudy Guilianni appears on The Morning Joe with Zsa Zsa Huffington - who
looks more and more like Cruealla Deville and sounds more and more like Zsa
Zsa Sauer, Jr.  "Dahlink, I don't sink ve should take seriously ze opionz of
a man who doesn't know if wata boarding iz torture."  "Dahlink,
zis is a man
who spent $50 million to run for president and got one delegate."  Her
entire presentation is ad hominem, which the rest of the panel notes.  Joe
reminds Cruella that her own run for California governor was a disastrous
flop.  "Vat does zis haf to do vis anysing," she says.  I wonder
what "go
fuck yourself, cultist" or "Drinky Hardleygreased" sounds
like in Zsa Zsa's
accent?

4.  Finally, Hopety Change throws out the first pitch at the Nationals
opener.  This was sort of a mistake on his part given that he is not the
manliest man on the planet.  Hopety enters his professional looking windup,
stops midway through the pitch and throws it like a girl - little
limp-wristed affair that is high and outside so that the catcher has to leap
to snag the ball.  Later in the broadcast booth, Hopety tells us that if he
had a whole inning, he would have cleaned up.  This is the second pussy
throw in Change's career and invites comparison to GW bullet strike during
the World Series right after 911.  Isn't one of these men supposed to be an
athlete?

5.  Take is away, Fat Ass!

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