Hi all,
       am I any good, or what?

 A month ago, I puzzled out the reasons for the USA war in Iraq,
starting with the premise that Saddam was *zero* threat to the USA,
that he was already disarmed, and therefore there had to be a hidden
reason. I know *nothing* about politics in the USA, I just worked
backwards to what I supposed *had* to exist to end up with 400,000 men
in Iraq and $100,000 million pissed against a wall in Baghdad.

 I came to the conclusion that the only country threated by Saddam
was Israel, therefore *they* were driving it. George Dubya is a
shit-for-brains who knows nothing about foreign policy... so therefore
he was being run by Jews in America (and Oil).

 Hooptedoo!

 I watched Four Corners on Monday and lo! They agree. They even named
the Zionist cabal running Bush. The arch-bastard is Paul Wolfowitz
(Deputy Secretary of Defence), but there is a cast of thousands known
as the Neo-cons (conservatives) or the neo-Reaganites.

 I watched SBS last night, and American PBS has come to the same
conclusion, same cast... *very* careful not to mention Zion, Israel,
or anything like that. In America, it's like John Cleese's "Don't
mention the War," except it's, "Don't say anything with Jew in it."
It's incredible how Jews end up in control. They did it in Germany
too, until Hitler found the solution... actually, the gas.

 I was right! Amazing. With no information except for the end result,
I managed to reason myself to a correct conclusion.

 It *has* to be true, because *everything* makes sense, now. 

 Saddam has to be killed because he really *is* a threat to Israel
(he's already fired a few Scuds into Tel Aviv).

 The question of America stealing Iraq's oil never did make sense.
All they had to do was drop the sanctions and tell him to start
pumping... but now it makes sense. They can't remove the sanctions and
pump oil, because Saddam will use the bucks to buy bigger rockets and
better anthrax to dump on Tel Aviv. Oil is a side issue. The US *does*
need the oil (I assume that Saudi Arabia is running out), but they can
only have it if they remove Saddam.

 Everything is Israel!

 Of course, these traitor-bureaucrats in the USA acting against
their own country's interests have probably convinced themselves (and
brain-dead Dubya) that Israel's interest and the USA's coincide. I'd
hang the bastards, myself, but traitors only happen when you lose.

 Johnny Howard has Australia fighting to defend Israel! I always knew
he was a fuckwit. I especially like John Hewson's choice of word when
he described little Johnnie... dumb. He is a dumb cunt.

 BTW, the Wolfowitz Plan can be found on www.pbs.org in the USA.

 Basically, they have a blueprint for a new world order - America is
the one Superpower and uses that power proactively (starts wars) to
democratise the planet by force. America is the 800-kg gorilla who
does anything it likes.

 The idea is that you take a dictatorship like Iraq (Iran, Korea,
Syria, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Somalia, Pakistan, Indonesia, Mexico,
Cuba, Australia...) invade, depose the existing government, and set
up a "democratic" government in its place. Of course you only do this
with small countries that do not have weapons of mass destruction.
Otherwise, they'll kick your gorilla arse, which explains why Korea
and Iran are desperately building H-bombs. And we *ought* to be.

 Being Amurricans, their idea of "democracy" is rather weird. I guess
you have to be Christian (Dubya is devout) and love Jews, which
creates a small problem will all the above-mentioned countries except
Cuba and Australia (we could learn to love Jews if the gorilla
insists).

 BTW, I have had another thought...

 Why does Saddam keep hiding anthrax and rockets? It makes no sense.
How much easier to just empty the armory? He can't stand against the
USA and he must know that, he is effectively disarmed and he can't use
biologoical or chemical weapons in his own country even as last-ditch
defence... so why persist in hiding anthrax and a rocket that exceeds
the range allowed?

 The propaganda says Saddam is a monster, crazy... but is he stupid?

 Same logic. What can he hit with a 180-km rocket that he can't hit
with a 150-km rocket? Israel... but only if he hides the rocket in
Jordan! Why would he risk everything (including his own life) to be
able to hit Israel with anthrax - because he is worried that Israel
will nuke him! I'd be willing to bet that Saddam has buried a few
rockets in the desert, in Jordan. I would....

 If I put myself in Saddam's shoes when the Yanks invade, when the
fighting in Baghdad streets rolls up (Arabs are notorious cowards)
and the whole things falls in a heap, I have a choice of three: bugger
off with the treasury, but where; stand and finish like Miloscovic in
gaol for forty years after a kangaroos court; or kill myself and hit
Israel with everything I've got, as revenge. 

 Dopey Dubya has already said he is going to kill Saddam, so I guess
it depends on whether Saddam believes it. If he believes it, it cuts
his choices down to one, the last one. All I can say, is that the
Israelis (and Yanks) must be *totally* convinced that Saddam does
*not* have weapons of mass destruction, because if I were Saddam, I'd
dump every drop of anthrax I had, on Israel... NOW.

 But I'm supposed to be sane. Saddam is the crazy one.       

... another weird one!

 There was a stir last night when Saddam was caught hiding cluster
bombs. A cluster bomb is a 100-kg bomb that explodes at about
100-metres and releases 100 1-kg bomblets that fan out to cover an
area on the ground. It's hardly a "weapon of mass destruction," but
it's a nasty little thing that is most useful against suburban
streets. Just drop one and it'll wipe out an entire street, both
sides.

 Wicked, wicked Saddam! The heartless monster.

 Tonight, the Yanks are promoting their "mother of all bombs" an
airburst bomb that explodes what used to be coal dust but now they're
talking of "a mist" that spreads out and then ignites, with a
god-awful rush that sucks all the oxygen out of a region a kilometre
across... instant firestorm, ten-times better (or worse) than napalm.
Drop one of these fuckers and you can wipe out a regiment (or a whole
suburb).

 Holy, holy Dubya! The defender of freedom.

 Am I missing something here?

 Of course, the Americans have got cluster bombs. They invented them.
Napalm too. They invented weapons of mass destruction. They actually
*gave* Saddam his anthrax seed stock in 1983. Can someone explain who
are the goodies in this game? Who is wearing the white hats? Who are
the terrorists?

 We have the insane situation where Howard and his Cabinent are
passionately following the Holy Grail of Dubya, honestly convinced the
way to defeat Terrorism is to kill Saddam (who has nothing to do with
terrorism), while 80% of the rest of us are horrified that it will
make Australia a terrorism target... and if Saddam *does* have
Anthrax, probably hand it to Al Qaeda.

 We've even got career bureaucrats resigning over it! 

 I begin to think that the only way to stop this disaster is to blow
the fucker up... not Saddam: Howard! 

Regards,
Bob

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