On 03/30/2010 11:24 AM, Ross Sauer -> Stan Hardegree wrote:
 RS> "Stan Hardegree -> Ross Cassell"  wrote in
 RS> news:20700$MATZDOBRE{at}JamNNTPd:

 SH>> To : All

 SH>> It's been a good week in politics:

 SH>> 1. CNN reports that its ratings have fallen through the floor, with
 SH>> the insipid Larry King losing more than 50 percent of his viewers over
 SH>> the past year. MSNBC has suffered similar ratings hemorrhages.
 SH>> Meanwhile, over at Fox News, Glenn Beck owns his time slot as does
 SH>> Bill O'Reilly, who dominates the terminally weird Keith Olbermann.
 SH>> Word around the campfire is that MSNBC is trying to figure out how to
 SH>> get rid of Olbermann. Do you blame them?

 RS> Father Coughlin and Morton Downey Jr owned their time slots too.

They did? Cite please.

 RS> "Word around the campfire," "some say," "I
heard it from a friend of a
 RS> friend..."

Explain why Olbermann has an ever dwindling audience.

 SH>> 2. Speaking of Beck, Steve Jobs and several other CEOs have announced
 SH>> plans to boycott Beck's show. You may remember that recently some
 SH>> members of the Professionally Pissed Off Class announced a boycott of
 SH>> Whole Foods because its CEO was critical of Obama. Right thinking
 SH>> people banded together in support of Whole Foods and spent so much
 SH>> money there its stock value shot up. Speaking of Apple Computer, they
 SH>> have released a Che ap for the iPhone. Che. The mass murderer. But
 SH>> Beck is a threat.

 RS> "Che ap?"
 RS> I found a trailer for a movie almost 2 years old, that's all.

A movie that glorified the sadistic murderer.

 RS> As to Glenn Beck, do you see all the communism and fascism in
 RS> Rockefeller Center art like he does?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 RS> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywolrIaQjH8


 SH>> 3. Speaking of O'Reilly, the Rev. Dr. Al Sharpton appears on his show
 SH>> to talk about racist and violent elements in the Tea Party movement.
 SH>> Sharpton tells O'Reilly that he saw the tape in which Tea Partiers can
 SH>> be heard shouting "nigger" at John Lewis. O'Reilly
correctly points
 SH>> out that no such tape exists, so the Rev. Dr. changes his story.
 SH>> "Reporters told me that they heard the word."
O'Reilly counters, "D.C
 SH>> police say no such thing happened," which doesn't stop
Frank Rich from
 SH>> repeating the "racist" claim in the New York Times.

 RS> Who'd be stupid enough to bring Sharpton onto a show in the first place?

He seems to make the rounds of shows on all sides fo the political spectrum.

 SH>> 4. Some democrat congressman from Ohio claims that Tea Party members
 SH>> threw a brick through the window of his Cincinatti office. That
 SH>> office is on the 30th floor of a Cincinatti high rise. Do they have a
 SH>> Cy Young Award for brick throwing?

 RS> The usual right-wing M. O. nowdays, make shit up.

The only thing made up was the congressman who claimed it was his office window.

 RS> PLEASANT RIDGE - Someone reportedly threw a fist-sized rock through the
 RS> front window of the Hamilton County Democratic Party headquarters Sunday
 RS> night after Congress passed the landmark health insurance overhaul.

Uh huh...

 RS> Caleb Faux, the party's executive director, finds it hard to believe the
 RS> incident wasn't related to the legislation's passing.

Just because Caleb finds it hard to believe, doesn't make it so.

 RS> "I have to assume that it did," Faux said. "We've
been here for three
 RS> years and we've never had an incident of that kind."

No there's some hard evidence if there ever was any.

 RS> According to Faux, the rock didn't shatter the window, which is made of
 RS> heavy plate glass. It did, however, make a hole the size of a half
 RS> dollar coin and crack the glass.

Oh no! The humanity!

 RS> Faux estimates the window will cost several hundred dollars to replace.
 RS> He had not yet filed a police report.

Insurance will pay for it.

 RS> Faux connected the rock-tossing with the provocative language associated
 RS> with the healthcare bill.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 RS> "There's certainly room for political disagreement, but carrying it to
 RS> that extent is highly inappropriate," Faux said.

Blah blah blah...

 RS> "I don't believe throwing rocks is an expression of free
speech," he
 RS> added.

How about bombing the Pentagon?

 RS> http://cincinnati.com/blogs/politics/2010/03/22/rock-thrown-at-dem-hqs/

A blog entry? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 SH>> 5. Obama decides to taunt the strawman he invented by telling a
 SH>> brainless audience that the day after health care passed, he looked
 SH>> around and there were no asteroids falling. Footage of this smart ass
 SH>> will come in handy this fall as Republicans develop their advertising.
 SH>> Barak Obama is not a smart man.

 RS> The guy who wrote "Obama is not a smart man" is a blithering idiot.
 RS> Obama was poking fun at the right-wingers (including John "Passing out
 RS> tobacco checks on the house floor" Boehner) saying the US is
"doomed,"
 RS> it's "Armageddon," etc.

You are a moron. Obama is president, the president isn't supposed to act like that.

 SH>> 6. The FBI arrests eight ragtag members of some ragtag militia up
 SH>> around Klan and Otto's part of the country, and the press immediately
 SH>> tries to tie them to the Tea Party people. If you have watched
 SH>> coverage of the tea parties, you notice that people there tend to be
 SH>> well dressed. There is a reason for this; it's because they have jobs
 SH>> and can afford nice clothes. These eight militia people have long
 SH>> greasy hair and are fat - not Klan "I have absolutely no
self respect"
 SH>> fat but pretty dang chubby. How many of these militia creeps do you
 SH>> think are on the government dole like Otto and Chirnside?

 RS> Turns out all of them.
 RS> This bunch of Christian militia is asking for public defenders.

And they have NO connection to the Tea Party movement. They claim to be
preparing for the anti-Christ. They may have called themselves Christians,
but they don't have any resemblance to real Christians.

 SH>> 7. At a book signing in California, the free speech loving broads at
 SH>> Code Pink and the eunuchs who support them shout down Karl Rove.

 RS> Turdblossom couldn't control the venue like he does at Faux
"news," so
 RS> he ran away. Again.

Yet another moronic comment from you.

 SH>> 8. Take it away, Fat Ass!

 RS> Take it away, Drinky Hardlygreased! (Would you get yourself oiled and
 RS> stop the whining? It's really annoying.)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

"Drinky Hardlygreased?" How old did you claim you were?

Ed

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