"Stan Hardegree -> Ross Cassell"  wrote in
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 SH> To : All

 SH> It's been a good week in politics:

 SH> 1.  CNN reports that its ratings have fallen through the floor, with
 SH> the insipid Larry King losing more than 50 percent of his viewers over
 SH> the past year.  MSNBC has suffered similar ratings hemorrhages.
 SH> Meanwhile, over at Fox News, Glenn Beck owns his time slot as does
 SH> Bill O'Reilly, who dominates the terminally weird Keith Olbermann.
 SH> Word around the campfire is that MSNBC is trying to figure out how to
 SH> get rid of Olbermann.  Do you blame them?

Father Coughlin and Morton Downey Jr owned their time slots too.

"Word around the campfire," "some say," "I heard
it from a friend of a
friend..."

 SH> 2.  Speaking of Beck, Steve Jobs and several other CEOs have announced
 SH> plans to boycott Beck's show.  You may remember that recently some
 SH> members of the Professionally Pissed Off Class announced a boycott of
 SH> Whole Foods because its CEO was critical of Obama.  Right thinking
 SH> people banded together in support of Whole Foods and spent so much
 SH> money there its stock value shot up.  Speaking of Apple Computer, they
 SH> have released a Che ap for the iPhone. Che.  The mass murderer.  But
 SH> Beck is a threat.

"Che ap?"
I found a trailer for a movie almost 2 years old, that's all.

As to Glenn Beck, do you see all the communism and fascism in
Rockefeller Center art like he does?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywolrIaQjH8


 SH> 3.  Speaking of O'Reilly, the Rev. Dr. Al Sharpton appears on his show
 SH> to talk about racist and violent elements in the Tea Party movement.
 SH> Sharpton tells O'Reilly that he saw the tape in which Tea Partiers can
 SH> be heard shouting "nigger" at John Lewis.  O'Reilly
correctly points
 SH> out that no such tape exists, so the Rev. Dr. changes his story.
 SH> "Reporters told me that they heard the word."  O'Reilly
counters, "D.C
 SH> police say no such thing happened," which doesn't stop Frank Rich from
 SH> repeating the "racist" claim in the New York Times.

Who'd be stupid enough to bring Sharpton onto a show in the first place?

 SH> 4.  Some democrat congressman from Ohio claims that Tea Party members
 SH> threw a brick through the window of his Cincinatti office.  That
 SH> office is on the 30th floor of a Cincinatti high rise.  Do they have a
 SH> Cy Young Award for brick throwing?

The usual right-wing M. O. nowdays, make shit up.

PLEASANT RIDGE - Someone reportedly threw a fist-sized rock through the
front window of the Hamilton County Democratic Party headquarters Sunday
night after Congress passed the landmark health insurance overhaul.

Caleb Faux, the party's executive director, finds it hard to believe the
incident wasn't related to the legislation's passing.

"I have to assume that it did," Faux said. "We've been here for three
years and we've never had an incident of that kind."

According to Faux, the rock didn't shatter the window, which is made of
heavy plate glass. It did, however, make a hole the size of a half
dollar coin and crack the glass.

Faux estimates the window will cost several hundred dollars to replace.
He had not yet filed a police report.

Faux connected the rock-tossing with the provocative language associated
with the healthcare bill.

"There's certainly room for political disagreement, but carrying it to
that extent is highly inappropriate," Faux said.

"I don't believe throwing rocks is an expression of free speech," he
added.

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/politics/2010/03/22/rock-thrown-at-dem-hqs/

 SH> 5.  Obama decides to taunt the strawman he invented by telling a
 SH> brainless audience that the day after health care passed, he looked
 SH> around and there were no asteroids falling.  Footage of this smart ass
 SH> will come in handy this fall as Republicans develop their advertising.
 SH>  Barak Obama is not a smart man.

The guy who wrote "Obama is not a smart man" is a blithering idiot.
Obama was poking fun at the right-wingers (including John "Passing out
tobacco checks on the house floor" Boehner) saying the US is "doomed,"
it's "Armageddon," etc.

 SH> 6.  The FBI arrests eight ragtag members of some ragtag militia up
 SH> around Klan and Otto's part of the country, and the press immediately
 SH> tries to tie them to the Tea Party people.  If you have watched
 SH> coverage of the tea parties, you notice that people there tend to be
 SH> well dressed.  There is a reason for this; it's because they have jobs
 SH> and can afford nice clothes. These eight militia people have long
 SH> greasy hair and are fat - not Klan "I have absolutely no self
respect"
 SH> fat but pretty dang chubby.   How many of these militia creeps do you
 SH> think are on the government dole like Otto and Chirnside?

Turns out all of them.
This bunch of Christian militia is asking for public defenders.

 SH> 7.  At a book signing in California, the free speech loving broads at
 SH> Code Pink and the eunuchs who support them shout down Karl Rove.

Turdblossom couldn't control the venue like he does at Faux "news," so
he ran away. Again.

 SH> 8.  Take it away, Fat Ass!

Take it away, Drinky Hardlygreased! (Would you get yourself oiled and
stop the whining? It's really annoying.)

--- Xnews/5.04.25