For no apparent reason, Linda Bence shouted to Heather Lennox:

 LB>>> [won't Heather be surprised when she goes to read the books
 LB>>> and finds that all the pages have been glued together...]
 HL>> 
 HL>> There! My cell hasn't got central heating...

 LB> [wondering how Phil is gonna feel when he finds out Heather burned his
 LB> books]

/My/ books?  I left those in place of the ones I've borrowed, as yours are
/so/ much more interesting.

 LB> [looking for Phil.....]

*BOO!*

Try looking behind you, first.

Phil Osophy

... Headline:  SUES BRIDE OF 4 MOUTHS

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