For no apparent reason, Linda Bence shouted to me:

 LB>>> have my diary by chance to you???

 PO>> You mean "Kiss and Tell, the Sequel?"  It's kept me /very/
 PO>> entertained, but I don't think the ones mentioned will like--ne'mind.

 LB> X-)  You didn't...tell me you didn't read that!  Had some good stuff in
 LB> it
 LB> though I must say.  But whoa, how did you get your hands on my diary?

You had it hidden in a Clancy novel's dust cover.

 LB> [feeling a headache coming on...]

I have a cure for headaches, and not the concrete block dropped on the
foot, either.

 PO>>>> Try looking behind you, first.
 LB>>> By now you should know me...I only see what's in front of me...
 LB>>> X-/
 PO>> Yes, it's a very nice front, too.

 LB> Flattery will get you everywhere, but I think you have an ulterior
 LB> motive hmmmmmmmmm?

If I didn't, you'd be asking who I was and what I'd done with the /real/
Phil, and wondering what /else/ was wrong with me...

Phil Osophy

... Time sure flies when you're married and have no life. - A. Bundy

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