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From: Gregory White
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Sent: Saturday, April 03, 2004 05:05 PM
Subject: [Mempho or Memphis Wrestling] Memphis Wrestling spoilers 4/3/04 Bad
News sing along with the fans


Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}Earthlink.net
4/3/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland
Senior Referee Jerry Calhoun

They open the show by announcing what will be on the show.
They will talk with Kevin White.
Brian Christopher
a classic Wrestling moment.
and the Sexy Assassins vs. Jerry Lawler and Mable.

They promote the next show at the Memphis Midsouth Coliseum.

MEMPHIS SLAM JAM
presented by
MEMPHIS WRESTLING
Friday April 23, 2004
8:00PM
Tickets go on Sale April 1, 2004
Ticket prices are:
$10.00 Balcony
$15.00 Risers & Loge
$30.00 Ringside
(With the purchase of a ringside seat you will receive a commemorative CD)
Box office hours are noon to 5pm M-F and 10am-2pm Sat.
We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, Am. Express & Cash
Or, if you prefer, you can call Ticketmaster {at} 901-525-1515, go online {at}
http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/911655/  , or visit any Ticketmaster
outlet.

They do the around town action.
4/23 at the Memphis Midsouth Coliseum.
coming soon to Ripley MS and South Fulton TN

Stop by UPN 30 to pick up your tickets to Memphis Wrestling,  To ensure that
everyone gets in to see live studio wrestling only 4 passes per person.
Tickets available while supplies last and you must be 18 years of age to
pick tickets up.  For Tickets Outside of the Memphis area, Designate show #
1 or show #2 & send a self addressed stamped envelope to:
MEMPHIS WRESTLING
c/o UPN 30 WLMT
2701 Union Ave.. Ext..
Memphis,TN 38112

For large groups please call 901-795-0722.




Jimmy Hart comes out with Shock, Doug Gilbert and the Security guard comes
out to boos.  Jimmy Hart demands his jacket back and calls Jerry Lawler a
thief.  I feel like I am on court TV.  Lawler, You are a bigger thief than
Martha Stewart.  When we are done with this , you will have more mug shots
than Michael Jackson and doing more time than Kobe Bryant if I don't get my
jacket back.   They show the video of Barney Fyfe er the security guard tied
up and Lawler driving off in his Cadillac convertible with the jacket.
While the video is running, Shock makes some comments that he does not do
things legally and I will take care of things myself.   Hart says that he
could of choked to death being gagged like that.  We have him in the witness
protection program.  Jimmy Hart asks the guard who stole the jacket and
slowly the name Jerry Lawler rolls out.  I want my jacket back and if I
don't get it back by the end of the day then I will call Vince Mcmahon on
the cellphone and have Jerry Lawler fired.  Doug Gilbert says that there is
nothing worse than being called a thief and before Cory You say that I stole
Jerry Lawler's belt.  Cory makes reference to the pot calling the kettle
black.  Cory mentions what about you stealing the World's belt.  Jimmy Hart
then panics and says forget about the world belt, the jacket is worth
$25000.

Jerry Lawler comes out to a pop.  I heard Jimmy Hart ranting and
raving,Shock and Doug Gilbert and even Barney Fyfe which got some chuckles.
That is a very valuable Wrestlemania jacket because I went all over the area
and asked for people's autographs.  You owe me anyways to begin with.  Jimmy
Hart is running around the back making claims about having me arrested and
fired and will even hire Johnny Cochran.  I will make this short and sweet.
I am admit I have your jacket and this is court TV and I am making a
confession.  I am not going to give it back to you.  On April 23 I am going
bring the jacket with a pair of scissors and I am gonna gibe the Memphis
wrestling fans to own a piece of history.  he names all the names on the
jacket and will give a piece to the fans.

Jimmy Hart comes out with Bill Dundee and Koonta.  Jimmy Hart, Jerry Lawler
I promise you that if you don't bring the jacket to me then Lawler will be
in jail.  Lawler is the luckiest guy as he is the Teflon King or something.
Bill Dundee,  Cory if you keep wearing those shoes they will be back in
style some day.  Rocky this started with you and me.  You are no longer the
commissioner and I am no longer the commissioner.  I will find out how tough
you are so bring yourself and sweet lips along.  Jimmy hart complains that
Jerry Calhoun is referee of the match.

The first match of the day is Rocky Johnson and Derrick King vs. Bill Dundee
and Koonta with Jimmy Hart.   Rocky punches Koonta.
Winner:Rocky Johnson and Derrick King.
Jimmy Hart screams that Rocky used a chain.

Kevin White comes out in a suit with no tie to cheers.  I may be down but
you never count Kevin White out.  It was obvious that Bill and Koko wanted
to end my career at UPN 30.  Cory mentions that Jerry Calhoun had the stop
the match to keep you from getting injured even more.Kevin continues.    I
will never quit,  I may die but I will never quit but I am rehabbing my neck
and April 23 at the Coliseum I will get my revenge.

They show a Kevin White video.

Brian Christopher comes out with his UPN 30 TV  trophy and the Sexy
Assassins who all are dancing.  Cory asks Cory which show do you think this
is Soul Train?  Brian Christopher asks Soul Train?  Cory then continues Do
you think this is Disco Fever or something.  Brian , What you just saw from
my Sexy Assassins was some real dancing.  Brian Christopher then badmouths
the Soul Train Dancers.  Brian High fives both the Sexy Assassin # 6 in red
and says something cool to him and then the Sexy Assassin #7 in purple.   a
couple of dawgs or so called kings will get squashed by the Sexy Assassins.
The fans do a Brian sucks chant.  The two Sexy Assassins will turn the two
Kings into Queens.  Brian asks who is he wrestling today and Cory says Tracy
Smothers.  I am here for some real competition.  Bring anybody in and I will
knock them down.

The second match of the day is Brian Christopher with The Sexy assassins vs.
Tracy Smothers.  Bill Dundee uses a chain while the referee is distracted by
Sexy Assassin #6.
Winner:Brian Christopher.



They show a Memphis Wrestling moment with Lance Russell.  Lance talks about
Jackie Fargo starting up the Fabulous Ones and they show the famous Fabulous
Ones video Everybody Wants you.

Jerry Lawler and Mable with Southern Title belt comes out.  Mable says he
will have the place jamming and I understand that some people from the WWE
will be there.  This is Jerry Lawler and My town and we will prove it at
Slam Jam.  Jerry Lawler talks,  Jimmy Hart claims that he will call Vince
MacMahon and have me fired.  Do you know the first thing that Vince thinks
when he hears the phone ring,  He hopes that it is not Jimmy Hart.  Jimmy
Hart you call everybody and run your cell phone bill sky-high because it
will do you no good because you know what I will do with the jacket.  The
people in the back want me to do an introduction to something Cory that you
may not even know about.  I am a bit embarrassed about this.  Memphis Slam
Jam is about Memphis and its connection to Rock and Blues.  Grady may know
about it when God said let there be light, Grady flipped the switch.  A long
time ago I made the first wrestling music video.  It was something thrown
together called Bad News.  a fan shouts that it went up to Number 1 with a
bullet.  I cannot show all of this.  They show the video.  Jimmy Hart , Doug
Gilbert and Shock comes out.  Jimmy Hart,  Jerry Lawler says that he is a
few minutes from calling Vince.  He promises that Lawler will serve more
time than Martha Stewart.  Doug  says that Jerry Lawler you might as well
broke into Jimmy Hart's house and stole the jacket.  I hate thieves.  I hate
your guts for what you have done.  Doug asked how much it costs.  Jimmy Hart
says $25,000.  Doug continues.  Jerry you are crazier then you look. Before
it is over we will not only take the jacket but everything else you own.
The fans do a crybaby chant.  Shock,  If you get away from Doug Gilbert then
you will have to deal with me.  Jimmy Hart,  You people don't have any
respect by calling us Crybabies,  If somebody stole something worth $25,000
then you would be crying too.  You people don't have $25,000 by the way you
dress and look.  Lawler time is ticking away on you.

The third match of the day is Johnny Dodston and Allan Steel vs. Shock and
Doug Gilbert with Jimmy Hart.  Jimmy Hart says that Dodston and Steel are in
the Lawler School of wrestling.  He calls Dodston a midget.  Shock slings
Dodston off the top rope.
Winners:Shock and Gilbert


They show the slam of the week which is the finish of the last match.

The fourth match of the day is Jerry Lawler and Mable vs. The Sexy
Assassins.  The fans sing Bad news and Lawler laughs. Lawler and Mable have
the double pin on the Sexy Assassins when Doug Gilbert and Shock run in and
all four with Jimmy Hart beats up Lawler and Mable.  A fan hands Lawler a
cowboy boot.  Lawler clears the ring.
Winner by dq. Lawler and Mable.

Jimmy Hart says he is calling Vince and Lawler starts to throw boot at Jimmy
Hart but he hides behind Brian Teigland.








Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it
by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.






Watch Memphis
wrestling at 11 am every sat morning on UPN 30 Memphis or watch it on the
internet via  http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html  at any hour of the
day.



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Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it
by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.




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