For no apparent reason, Linda Bence shouted to me:

 PO>>>> You mean "Kiss and Tell, the Sequel?"  It's
kept me /very/
 PO>>>> entertained, but I don't think the ones mentioned will
 PO>>>> like--ne'mind.
 LB>>> X-)  You didn't...tell me you didn't read that!  Had some good
 LB>>> stuff in it though I must say.  But whoa, how did you get your
 LB>>> hands on my diary?
 PO>> You had it hidden in a Clancy novel's dust cover.

 LB> That's it...we must all get together and do a major spring
 LB> cleaning...no finders keepers stuff either!

Well, that ruins all the fun....

 LB>>> [feeling a headache coming on...]
 PO>> I have a cure for headaches, and not the concrete block dropped on
 PO>> the foot, either.

 LB> I bet you do!  ;)

To quote Mae West, why don't you come up some time and see me? 

 PO>>>> Yes, it's a very nice front, too.
 LB>>> Flattery will get you everywhere, but I think you have an
 LB>>> ulterior motive hmmmmmmmmm?
 PO>> If I didn't, you'd be asking who I was and what I'd done with the
 PO>> /real/ Phil, and wondering what /else/ was wrong with me...
 LB> Glad to see you're still our beloved Phil.....

Don;t worry, we'll both get over it.

Phil Osophy

... "Plus, you got some drool on your chin." - The Tick, to Barry

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