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From: Gregory White
To: Mempho{at}yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, March 13, 2004 10:26 PM
Subject: [Mempho or Memphis Wrestling] Memphis Wrestling spoilers Jimmy Hart
tells the history of Wrestlemania. 3//13/04


Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}Earthlink.net
3/13/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin, Brian Teigland and Lance Russell

5 big matches today.
Kevin White
Jimmy Hart's Countdown to Wrestlemania
a phone interview with New Southern Champion Mable.
Classic segment  with Lance Russell will talk with Jerry Lawler.  Lance was
able to catch Lawler before he was about to leave for Wrestlemania.

Bill Dundee comes out.  Bill complains about interference from Jerry Lawler
and demands that it shows and calls Rocky Johnson out.  Rocky Comes out and
says that he knows what Dundee will say because he has been pestering his
secretary.  If you show anything of Lawler interfering , I will make you the
champion.  They show the tape of Dundee Vs Mable of the referee getting
knocked out.  There is no Lawler.  Rocky says don't bother me. Case close
then Rocky leaves.  Bill talks Kevin White is saying that I hit you with a
chain and I did this.  I challenge you to a match in the main event.  I am
mad and I will take it out on you.  The fans do a you suck chant.

They have Brian Teigland with Koko B Ware.  Last week I got ripped off , I
beat Jerry Lawler fair and square.  People keep doing stuff to me.  Somebody
stole my bird and now Derrick King wants to wrestle me.  Derrick came out of
my wrestling camp.  I kicked him out because he was not listening and I
intend to embarrass him.

The first match of the day is Derrick King Vs Koko B Ware with Jerry Calhoun
as referee.  Koko uses a Memphis chain.
Winner:Koko Ware.

Johnny Dotson comes out and talks.  I have wrestled for seven years and
wrestled for the WCW but I only wrestled here a couple of times.  I had a
lot of problems but I am ready.

Jerry Calhoun comes out and talks with Lance Russell.

The second match of the day is Koonta Vs Johnny Dodston.  It is a very good
match.  The fans do a light Johnny chant.  Koonta chokes out Dodston and is
dqed by Jerry Calhoun.
Winner:via dq Johnny Dodston.
Dodson clears the ring.

They show the first of Jimmy Hart's Countdown to Wrestlemania segment at a
Tux Shop.  They show Jimmy Hart coming in the front door and hugging some
chick and asking where his Tux is.  Jimmy Hart tries on the Tux and says for
the girls to eat their hearts out.  Jimmy Spots Mike and compliments him on
the job done on the suit.  Hart mentions that he will be at Wrestlemania
tonight.  Jimmy Mentions that he does resemble Tony Orlando.  Jimmy Hart
mentions how he started Wrestlemania.  Vince Mcmahon and myself were sitting
around in New York shortly after leaving Memphis.  Vince tells him that he
will start the biggest wrestling show in the history of wrestling.  Jimmy
Hart mentions that it will be about Wrestling and I am good friends with
Hulk Hogan with Hulkomania so why don't we call it Wrestlemania.  Vince then
says that you are a genius Jimmy.  That is the greatest idea that I ever
heard before in my life.  I am came with it.  Ain't I a genius but you are a
genius for putting Genius in Tuxedo.  Wrestlemania here I come baby and
starts to leave. Mike calls Jimmy back because he forgot something.  Jimmy
Hart runs back and gets a couple of ties.  he makes fun of a polka dot tie
that Lance can wear with his Baxter suit because polka dots are back in
style.  Jimmy has a Mickey Mouse vest for Cory.  Jimmy Hart makes fun of
Cory saying that Cory will be at the Memphis flea market selling  14 k
painted jewelry.  Jimmy Hart runs out the door.


Reggie B Fine comes out in his fur coat.  Cory tells him that he is against
Tracy Smothers.  Reggie says why is it everytime I enter the ring you put me
against a low budget.  Tracy Smothers has not won a match since the Jackson
Five broke up.  Where has Tracy been hiding?  Reggie shows off the
mismatched shoes that he is wearing and claims that Michael Jordan gave them
to him.  I am gonna whip this guy and the next time give me someone that I
can beat real fine and real quick.

The third match ofd the day is Reggie B Fine Vs Tracy Smothers.  Smothers
attempted a quick pin.   Lance said that Tracy only wanted to look at
Reggie's shoes.  Tracy almost gets the pin a few times.  Reggie holds the
ropes and makes the pin.
Winner:Reggie B Fine.

Tracy comes to ringside and talks.  Everybody saw that I had Reggie beat.  I
have all the respect in the world that Reggie was in one of the top tag
teams around,  Reggie B Fine and Brickhouse Brown who had monumental battles
with the Rock N Roll Express.  I challenge you to a tag match.  You get a
partner and I get a partner.  You cannot beat me on your best day.

The fourth match of the day is Alan Steel and the Lifeguard Vs the Sexy
Assassins. The Assassin makes the pin on Alan Steel.  It was a close 3
count.  the fans do a two chant.
Winners:The Sexy assassins.

Brian does the out of town action.
Parsons TN has been rescheduled.
On the March 27th TV show they will announce the date for the Memphis
Midsouth Coliseum show.
Coming Soon.
Parsons TN
S. Fullerton TN
Trenton TN
Somerville TN

They have Mable on the telephone. He mentions that he is in New York for
Wrestlemania and is at a 3 day autograph session in New York representing
the Southern Title as only I can do.  I want to wish the fans at UPN studio
all the luck in the world.  The best fans in all the universe.  I will be
back in short time.  Thanks everybody and enjoy the show.  They show a Mable
video with highlights from his matches and interacting with the fans and
various interviews.

Lance talks with Jerry Lawler.  They talk about the Lawler Dundee matches.
They both thank Brian Christopher for ruining the match last week.  Lance
mentions how both Lawler and Dundee would get excited about beating the stew
out of each other in their matches.  Lawler mentions how it is an unusual
situation in that Lawler enjoys to have Dundee both as a partner and as an
opponent.  Lance mentions how in Louisville mentions both dressing rooms and
seeing how rough they both looked. Lance shows the match of Lawler Vs Dundee
with Rocky playing and Dundee using a chain on Lawler from the early 80's in
a classic.  Dundee uses  chain but is taken away by Lawler who starts to use
it on Dundee but the referee blocks Lawler from using it and Dundee pulls
out another chain and uses it on Lawler for the win.

They show a Countdown to Wrestlemania clip with Jimmy Hart.  Jimmy Hart is
shown in a barber shop on Warren Lewis Street named Warren's Barber and
Beauty shop.  Jimmy shows the pictures of some famous clients who get their
hair done at the place, Isaac Hayes,  Jay Leno and an old Gentry's photo
with Jimmy Hart on it.  Warren announces that he has a chair open.  Jimmy
hugs Warren.  I have my Tux and need my hair done.  I am excited I leave on
the plane for Wrestlemania in an hour.  This is Barbershop 3.  Jimmy Hart
has Betty does his nails.  Jimmy Hart asks for something special.  he makes
fun of Corey again.  Warren lights a candle and Jimmy asks why he has a
lighted candle and starts having a fit and everyone laughs while Jimmy Hart
runs out of the front door in fright.

The fifth match of the day is Kevin White Vs Bill Dundee with referee Jerry
Calhoun.  They is a Kevin chant and cheers for Kevin White.  Dundee uses a
chain but the referee stops him and White gets the chain and the referee
stops Kevin White.  Bill Dundee pulls out another chain and uses it and
throws it out the ring.  Kevin's dad comes out and tries to explains things.
Dundee lays out Mr. White.  Kevin White beats up Dundee.  Koko runs in and
helps Dundee and they beat up both Whites with a belt.  Rocky Johnson makes
the save.  Rocky makes a match of Kevin White and Rocky Johnson Vs Bill
Dundee and Koko Ware.

Koko comes out with Bill Dundee and says that Rocky should be suspended for
hitting the referee.  Bill Dundee says that Kevin cannot dance and asks Koko
to show them how to dance. Koko dances.  They are chased off by Rocky and
Kevin.






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Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it
by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.




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