0n (12 Jan 08) TOM WALKER wrote to ALLEN PRUNTY...

AP> >  Yo we all do know that lactose is milk sugar yes? It's not the fat
AP> > lactose intolerant people are intolerant to.

 TW> AP>Yeah...and I remember when I was dating the most beautiful girl I
 TW> have ever AP>dated... we finally made it past 2nd base and was
 TW> snuggled on the couch gett AP>ready to go to third.  She kicked off
 TW> her shoes... and I happened to look do AP>in the heat of passion and
 TW> suddenly realized....


AP>                  She had no toes... I was Lack-Toes Intolerant

AP>                             and it ended!


 TW> That was BAD!!!


 TW> Hey Cindy, is there a way we can BAN this guy??   :-)  :-)

  It was just a pun. A bad one yeah but well Puns
  usually are bad.  I know a pun master but he's been out of Fido for awhile. ...

 Here's something tho of his; not a pun but play on words...

"Through the knothole in the fence the blind man peered.
 What did you see? the deaf /mute asked.
 In disgust, the paraplegic stalked away...."

((Disclaimer. This is not meant to be mean... it's about incongruity
and this is just a very easy obvious example. ))

cinders

... What is mind? No matter! What is matter? Nevermind!

--- PPoint 3.01