How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
 young, we've got our
 whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
 about a stupid burned
 out bulb?

 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
 any wiring that's not up
 to code.

 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
 lamp!

 4. Rottweiler: Make me.

 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my
 squeaky toys in the dark.


 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
 the light bulb! Can I?
 Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
 please, please!


 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've
 led these people from the  dark, check to make sure I haven't
 missed any, and make just one more  perimeter patrol to see that
 no one has tried to take advantage of the
 situation.
 
 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
 I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but
 I don't see a light bulb!

 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee
 on the carpet in the dark.

 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't
 need no stinking light bulb."

 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
 in a little circle...

 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's
 ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
 my nails will be dry.

 How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

 Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light
 bulbs. So, the real question is:

 "How long will it be before I can expect some light,
 some dinner, and a massage?"

 ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS
 HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!



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