pounds on Sage. Cash hits Arson's back. Smith chokes Toga. KC punches Guy.
KC whip reverse and Smith pitches KC out. Hardcore KC is gone. Sage pounds
on Arson in the corner. Toga whips Smith and hits the SALUKI HAMMER! Toga
covers Smith and everyone counts him down. Cash and Toga make a wish on Guy.
Arson pounds on Sage. Ramsey headbutt on Arson, and puts on the
sharpshooter! Arson screams! Submissions don't count in a battle royal. Sage
stomps on Smith. Toga twists Arson's leg, Sage chokes him. Smith almost gets
Cash out, hits him in the back of the head. Sage with a piledriver on Arson!
Toga elbow on Smith. Arson is tossed by Sage and he's gone! Cash with a LOW
BLOW upside down on Smith. Everyone covers him and counts a pin. Pins don't
count, they just take turns pinning him, Sage with the sharpshooter on
Smith, Cash gets the camera for a closeup shot. Toga pulls on Smith's head.
It's just a triple team at this point. LPC is cheerleadering, Devall LOW
BLOWS LPC...maybe. Cash, Sage, Toga wait on Smith to stand. They have their
way with them, and it's 39 minutes passed. Double whip double clothesline
and do another pincover. Toga pickup, and gives him a HAZING inverted
swinging neckbreaker! Another cover, another pin, that doesn't count. Sage
pickup, FINAL FALL on Smith! Cash off the ropes with a legdrop and it's only
a TWO count this time. LPC shouts instructions. Cash and Toga NOW try to get
Smith out, Sage tries to eliminate all three but Smith hangs on, Cash and
Toga hit the floor! Okay it's just Smith and Sage left! Smith and Sage fight
it out, Smith with a LOW BLOW. Someone shouts Toga and Cash are both PIMPS!
Smith Death Valley Driver on Sage! Some is chanting Guy Smith, I counter
with All Female, Cherry walks by me and says ALPHA MALE. She wants to know
how long she was in there, well lets see. In at #6, out between #17 & #18,
so it's about 25 minutes. Good job. Sage and Ramsey slug away at each other.
Smith side slam on Sage. Ricky the ref jumps in and counts two. Hey pinfalls
don't count in a battle royal! Smith whip reverse Sage eats a boot! Guy
drops an elbow. PMS argues with me about pinfalls counting instead of over
the top. Smith tries to lift Sage out, he fails. Devall calls to Guy, Sage
slugs on Smith, double chokeslam blocked. Devall says it's now a one-on-one
anything goes match. Like it wasn't already? Belly to belly slam by Smith.
Devall says he's not gay, he says it's fun to see Smith get beat up. Smith
with a LOW BLOW KICK. Smith with a choke on the mat. Come on! Sage stands
up, double chokeslam Baldo Bomb on Smith! Sage covers and gets two. What
happened to the over the top rope rule? Sage and Smith slug away, 46:30
passed. Smith with a rake. Smith whip clothesline missed, leapfrog, BOOT to
the head of SMITH! Sage turns him over and gets two! Can't believe this.
Sage pickup, Guy gets a sleeper, jawbreaker by Sage! Sage tries to get up,
Smith in the ropes, Smith kick, whip reversed powerslam Sage gets another
two count! Ramsey with a cradle gets two. 48:30 passed. Sage goes outside,
Smith with him, whip into the post goes Sage and he's down in a heap! Guy
rams Sage into the bar table, then the apron. Ramsey's tossed in, Smith
climbs in the ring, pickup Sage small package gets two! Close! Smith, whip
to the corner, lookout Ricky! Smith whip reverse Smith hops over Sage, Smith
schoolboy rollup gets ONLY TWO! 50:30 passed. Smith with a choke, Smith
blocks a whip, Sage clothesline, gutwrench suplex, Smith I think got a low
blow, DDT! Ricky is talking to a security guy for some reason. Smith on the
second rope, axe to the chest gets two. Someone shouts "Guy's a queer!"
Smith misses the elbow, he tries slugging Sage in the head, Sage hulks up,
Smith kick to the gut, whip reverse boot to the face by Sage! Sage with
FINAL FALL and pins Guy Smith! It's OVER!

WINNER: Sage Ramsey pin -> (7-7) 53 mins. ****

I don't want to rate battle royals, but I'll give this four stars for the
whole thing including the singles bout that emerged at the end. For the
record, Sage Ramsey stayed in the longest at 48 minutes. The crowd won't
make noise for the winner is quiet for some reason, fatigue I guess, I'm
certainly tired myself after that marathon of a battle, PHD says he's the
winner using the word unfortunately. Nice. I have to shout for them to hit
his music. Tom Arson asks who's he gonna be facing in March, I say SOMEBODY,
the winner of the four way! Arson says it will be against him. Sage looks
and points at Arson that the title is his. Guy Smith apparently suffered a
neck injury as PHD is calling for EMTs to the back. Dredd Walker who wasn't
at the show informs me that he may not make the Final Reconking II event.
PHD wishes us good night and plugs the upcoming shows, and I'm outta here, I
gotta go to work tomorrow! Lucky me, I get up at 7:30pm to go to work, a
bunch of wrestlers have to get up at FIVE A.M. tomorrow! And it's 11:30pm!
Yeek!

Monday Warfare will go on again next week, with Final Reconking II to follow
on Saturday, then another Monday Warfare just two days later before it
switches over to Tuesdays. Easy thumbs up for the show overall, just wish
more people would have been able to see it. If they get this thing on
videotape and sell it the next show...BUY IT. I don't know if I will write
up a rap sheet for the next Monday show, since this takes two days to write
at a time, kind of a toss up right now. I will be writing a sheet for Final
Reconking II when it goes down. Until next time, this is the Crimefighter
saying Bustin' Ain't Easy!

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