HL>>>> 
 HL>>>> What batteries? I think Phil ate them so as to recharge
 HL>>>> himself.
 PO>>> Knot Likely--oops, wrong echo.
 HL>> 
 PO> Hey, watch that!  I know that old wives' tale about what you
 PO> find under cabbage leaves!
 PO> There will be no Paternity Suits here, as the jackets clash
 PO> with them.

It's a lettuce leaf... not a cabbage leaf.

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