On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 20:05:19 +0000, Hogarth
wrote:
>On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 19:28:55 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 18:53:14 +0000, Hogarth
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 05:01:36 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 4 Mar 2001 22:55:25 +0100, "FJ"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Skippy wrote in alt.flame:
>>>>>
>>>>>> (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>[...]
>>>>>
>>>>>> >If this was one of your wet dreams perhaps,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Since you're spanked, it's time to add you to my moron filters.
>>>>>> Nothing you write is even worth downloading. You're as verbose as you
>>>>>> are stupid, Diaper boy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *plonk*
>>>>> #####
>>>>>
>>>>>Et tu, Timbo?
>>>>>
>>>>>The fearless (*smirk*) leader (*snicker*) of Usenet's most intrepid
>>>>>(*snort*) band of flamers (*guffaw*) uses a killfile?! (Although,
>>>>>admittedly, MH seems sufficiently boring to warrant one). Didn't *you*
>>>>>once assert that constituted a spank?
>>>>>
>>>>>Ah, well. Years of being on the receiving end of verbal abuse have softened
>>>>>you up some, I wager. A bit like your former buddy Jules sporting his mhm
>>>>>number in his sig to Masonic handshake his way through the rank and file of
>>>>>the Nose, don't you agree? *guffaw*
>>>>>
>>>>>Tell me, Timbo, do you still spend Xmas looking for servers to abuse, or
>>>>>do you dedicate the time to write apologetic emails to FyRE?
>>>>
>>>>He, he, he, oh he's doing the right thing by kill filing me I can
>>>>assure you. Along with being an excellent flamer myself
>>>
>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>A few excerpts from the 2000 alt.flame Awards:
>>>
>>>
>>>4) Most Boring Writer
>>>----------------------------------------------
>>>Mad Hatter 34
>>>Sara Jaye 28
>>>LJ Beauregard 25
>>>S Henderson 22
>>>alt.flamenet 19
>>>
>>>5) Worst Flamer
>>>----------------------------------------------
>>>Mad Hatter 43
>>>Saeger 32
>>>Tanner 30
>>>Sara Jaye 29
>>>Negron 28
>>>
>>>8) Worst Newbie
>>>----------------------------------------------
>>>Mad Hatter
>>>
>>>
>>>Best Punchbag
>>>----------------------------------------------
>>>Diaper Boy
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Mightily impressive stuff, Diaper Boy...
>>
>>Nice of you to flaunt my trolling skills. You know what's funny, no
>>one has ever gotten so many awards in AF at one time. That shows just
>>how desperate you were/are to try and get me to stop.
>
>Good Lord, no. It'd be a terrible shame if you stopped - it'd be like
>the networks cancelling my favourite comedy show. Where would the fun
>be in you going away?
It's true that I make a great mirror for you, but personally I think
you might try expanding a bit. You know, see if you can get past just
arguing with yourself. `, )
-Mad Hatter
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