CH>  Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

Here's a couple more inclusive lists. . .


       The Top 10 Pet Peeves of Top5 Pets Contributors' Pets


10> Never getting to see any hot human action.

  9> My empty food tray appears to be less important than thinking
     up favorite tricks of Enron executive dogs.

  8> He has a short attention span so he become bored with games of
     fetch after only a few hours.

  7> I say "Hello," SHE says "HELLO!" I say
"What a pretty bird,"
     SHE says "What a pretty bird!" It's like living in a damned
     echo chamber!

  6> They neutered me too early. I'm four years old and I still
     sound like a freakin' kitten!

  5> When she drinks too much what's the first thing in her path?
     My aquarium.

  4> It LOOKS like a doggy bag, it SMELLS like a doggy bag, it even
     has "Doggy Bag" printed on it. But does the resident DOG ever
     get a crack at it?

  3> That really funny banner tag last November? MINE!

  2> For the last time: we are not "Black Labs." We are "Labs of
     Color."


   and the Number 1 Pet Peeve of Top5 Pets Contributors' Pets...


  1> Top5 contributor, huh? Well, *I* don't see anything funny about
     always having to eat the cheapest dry food on the market.



              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White    ]
              [       http://www.topfive.com       ]

                       Pets' Pet Peeves

 * Dog:  They keep putting the lid down on the big water
    bowl.

 * Goldfish:  "Just because I have a three-second memory,
    they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish
    flakes ...  Oh boy!  Fish flakes!"

 * Dog:  "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it?  I
    already KNOW whose it is!"

 * Goldfish:  "The wimpy knight never comes out of the castle
    to fight me for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must
    continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

 * Parrot:  "Tease, tease, tease!  But do those greedy clowns
    ever really give me a cracker?  HECK, no!"

 * Dog:  Human legs that just tease.

 * Cat:  "Why are these people in my house?"

 * Goldfish:  "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  There's a new one!"



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