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Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}Earthlink.net
3/6/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland

The show opens with a fan showing a Happy Birthday Monica sign.

Rocky Johnson comes out with the Southern Heavyweight Title belt and says
that he will award the belt to the winner of the Tournament today.

Mable comes out to a Mable chant.  The Time is upon us.  There is a lot of
men who want the Southern Title.  I am the man with the doublebye and don't
forget that I am the giant around here.  Bill Dundee who is the greatest of
all time,  Kevin White(girls scream)who is one of the hottest new stars,Koko
Ware(fans boo) You can boo him but he is a legend and various dangerous and
last don't forget Jerry Lawler(fans cheer)I hope Lawler does not win because
he is tough.  The fans are now my First Family.  all the fans in the studio
and around the world. With the fans there is nothing I can do and with these
fans help I will win the Southern Heavyweight Title Tournament.

The brackets for today.

Bill Dundee
Kevin White

Jerry Lawler
Koko B Ware

and winner faces Mable and winner is Southern Heavyweight Champion.

A  fan holds a Brian Christopher sucks sign.

They show a Kevin White video. It is Kevin White on Beale St. set to I like
the Way you move by Outcast.

Jimmy Hart and Bill Dundee comes out to boos.  Jimmy Hart mentions that
after all these years the people still scream over the Superstar, The legend
the greatest Southern Heavyweight champion of all time.  Ladies and
gentleman I give you the Superstar Bill Dundee.  Bill Dundee speaks  Kevin
White, You are not in the same league as Jerry Lawler or Bill Dundee.  Big
Mable I am not selling you short.  Kevin White I will give you the wrestling
lesson of your life.

Kevin White comes out to a loud pop.

The first match of the day is Bill Dundee with Jimmy Hart Vs Kevin White.
The fans are still doing a Kevin White chant.  Bill Dundee has held the belt
over five years and put Memphis Wrestling on the map.  Cory agrees and adds
the he has sold out the Mid south Coliseum many times with Jerry Lawler and
they have had many legendary battles. Jimmy Hart Chokes White while match is
happening.  Hart works on White's leg while Dundee distracts the referee.
Hart pulls White's leg and Dundee rolls up White.
Winner:Bill Dundee

Koko Ware comes out to boos.  I wrestle Jerry Lawler.  Big deal!!!!  I am
the greatest wrestler.  I am the one holding the attendance record for
Wrestlemania III of 93000 and you think I am worried about Jerry Lawler.
Jerry Lawler I will show you that I am as tough as leather and the greatest
Wrestler ever!!!!!! Bring him on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Koko tries to intimidate
Cory.

Jerry comes out to cheers.  I can hear Koko out her running his big mouth.
You don't need a microphone.  I am about to come into the ring and shut your
mouth.  Koko who is in the ring says something smart to Lawler.  Lawler
replied that I will put my fist so far deep in throat that it will take a
crane to pull it out.  Has anyone been Southern Champion more than me.  Koko
shouts from the ring that he is waiting. Lawler says you are waiting then
lets get it on.  A Jerry chant starts.



The second match of the day is Koko Ware Vs Jerry Lawler.  The fans do a
Jerry Lawler chant.  Jimmy Hart comes out and Claims the referee is related
to Jerry Calhoun.  Koko hits Lawler with a chain and tries for a pin but
does not get it.  Koko pushes Lawler in referee and knocks the referee out.
Koko pulls out a chain and uses it on Lawler.  Koko makes the pin to 2 but
the referee asks Koko about a chain but the referee dqs Koko.  Lawler clears
the ring.
Winner:Lawler via Dq


Jimmy Hart comes out. Jimmy Hart.  This week has been a very busy week for
me.  Today is gonna be a big day for me. It seems like old times Jerry
Lawler Vs Bill Dundee.  I cannot wait.  Last week I announced that I will be
giving pink slips to the low lifes and the Ham N Eggers in the first family.
Cory look at yourself and you will know what a Ham N Egger mean.  I am happy
to you the winner of the XWF Title Tourney and new XWF champion, the one and
only shock and the newest Member of the First Family Koonta.  Shock says
that Mable is acting like a champion though he never defended the title that
he hid behind me.  I am the permanent XWF champion.  Nobody is ever going to
get hands on this strap.  Jimmy Hart asks Koonta if he has any comments.
Jimmy Hart says watch this match baby.  Koonta does his call.





Parsons TN sat March 13 7:30 PM at Decatur Co. Fairgrounds
Tickets on sale {at} BP Onestop on Main St.

Hernando MS Saturday March 27th 7:30 PM
Hernando national Guard Armory
King Mabel,White, Bad Boyz and Doug Gilbert.

Tickets on sale at Godin's food & Butcher shop on East Commerce.

and coming soon to the Midsouth Coliseum.We will tell more about it next
week.


Stop by UPN 30 to pick up your tickets to Memphis Wrestling,  To ensure that
everyone gets in to see live studio wrestling only 4 passes per person.
Tickets available while supplies last and you must be 18 years of age to
pick tickets up.  For Tickets Outside of the Memphis area, Designate show #
1 or show #2 & send a self addressed stamped envelope to:
MEMPHIS WRESTLING
c/o UPN 30 WLMT
2701 Union Ave.. Ext..
Memphis,TN 38112

For large groups please call 901-795-0722.

Brain Christopher comes out to loud boos and is with the UPN TV trophy.
Cory asks Brain if he broke the trophy.  Brian says that it does not matter.
You have this big elaborate Tourney to crown a Southern Heavyweight
Champion?    What is all that about?  I am the only champion around.  I have
never told a lie a day of my life.  I am without a doubt the greatest
wrestler to lace a pair of boots.  I have never lost a match in my glorious
17 1/2 year career and I am the undisputed UPN 30 TV champion.  It does not
matter who wins this tournament.  You know what ticks me off.  Cory say you
know it is your reaction to the fans.  Brian then says screw the fans.
Jerry Lawler going out to pick the referee for his matches.   he always gets
Jerry Calhoun for his matches.  Today he has one of Jerry Calhoun's nephews
to referee the matches.  Jerry Lawler you will not win the tourney.  I have
something for you.

Jerry Lawler comes out.  I don't know how many times I have been Southern
Heavyweight Champion and I don't know how many times Bill Dundee has been
Southern Heavyweight Champion but if you add it up that it adds up to a huge
number. We both want it really bad.  This is going to be a classic.

Bill Dundee comes out with Jimmy Hart.  Bill says people says if you wait
long enough that you will see it.  There are a lot of kids that have never
seen a Lawler Dundee match.  I won most of them.  for you young punks what
and you will see two legends in action.

The third match of the day is Jerry Lawler Vs Bill Dundee with Jimmy Hart.
Jimmy Hart claims that the referee is Jerry Calhoun's nephew.  The fans do a
Jerry chant.  Bill Dundee distracts the referee and Brian Christopher posts
Jerry Lawler on the ringpost.
Winner:Bill Dundee.

Lawler and the fans tell the referee what happened to no avail.  Brian
Christopher then jumps Lawler.  Lawler is beating up Christopher when the
Sexy assassins run in and the they hold Lawler while Christopher piledrives
the referee.  The fans start a Brian Sucks Chant.

Brian and the Sexy assassins come to ringside and Brian speaks.  Lawler
thinks that he can get away with anything!!!!! I do not suck!!!!  This is
just the beginning we are gonna do away with your best friends and then you.
Lawler and the other referees are checking on the referee that was
piledriven by Christopher.

The fourth match of the day is Koonta and Shock Vs Derrick King and Bart
Sawyer.  Jimmy says that he has been invited to Wrestlemania and will take
Cory with him.  Shock springboards Bart Sawyer off the rope and makes the
pin.
Winner: Shock and Koonta.

Mable comes out.  All right Bill Dundee it is me and you.  For years you
were the giant killer but you were never the king of the ring and I will
show you what it is about right now.

Bill Dundee comes out with Jimmy Hart.  Jimmy speaks.  This man has biggest
heart in wrestling.  Bill Dundee has wrestled five times today.  You will
find out why he is called the Superstar.  Bill Dundee talks.  We have the
finest wrestler in the ring today.  You can fight you can wrestle.  I am
Jack the Giant killer and you will find out how it is done.

The fifth match of the day is Bill Dundee Vs Mable for the Southern Title.
Mable is about to splash Dundee when Bill Dundee moves the referee in front
of himself.  Hart is giving Dundee a weapon but the camera does not show it.
Jerry grabs it from Dundee.  Mable pins Dundee.
Winner and new Southern heavyweight champion:Mable.

Rocky Johnson formally presents Mable with the Southern Title belt.  Lawler
comes out and congratulates Mable with a handshake.  Lawler talks. He says
that he was only out there to nullify Jimmy Hart, Mable is the rightful
Southern heavyweight Champion.  Congratulations Mable.




Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
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-- 
Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it
by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.




--- Internet Rex 2.29