->  Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when
-> I freak out every time we go back!

Never did that with Spanky and despite average breed life oif 12 years
he's 16.

->  Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
-> haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
     
Spanky doesn't do that or ride legs either.
My Pit has far fewer bad habits than I.

In fact Spanky has NO bad habits!

->  Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

-> Now lay off me on some of these things; we both know who's boss
-> here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

There you've got me.
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