-=[ Quoting Thomas Mahnke to Greg MacLellan ]=-
 TM> I have a better system.  When someone "Y)ells" for me, I present them
 TM> with a really clever FREEWARE artificial intelligence door known as
 TM> "Chat with Lisa".  Of course, she got renamed to "Heather" to throw
 TM> callers off the track.
 TM> "Heather" answers questions about registration, me, and anything else
 TM> you want to ask her....and she is amazingly believable!  One caller
 TM> "talked" to her for a half hour!  Plus, her "conversations" are saved
 TM> in a text file for later chuckles.
 TM> You can program it so that when callers type certain keywords, certain
 TM> answers are provided.  If you ask her if she is the sysop, she says
 TM> she takes over when I am either drunk or sleeping!!!  :-)
Hmmm...what's the filename?
                                Phil
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