The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He
placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do
you know what I use this for?"

The nav replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart
table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the nav replied, "I'll know we're lost before you
will."
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