The Top 10 Holiday Songs For Pets


10> I Saw Mommy Sniffing Santa's Crotch

  9> I Tawt I Taw Tree Ships. I Did! I Did!

  8> O Comb All Ye Hairballs

  7> The Little Drummer-on-the-Glass

  6> Walkies In A Winter Wonderland

  5> O Little Town Of Habitrail

  4> What Pile Is This?

  3> Away In a Kennel

  2> Do You Smell What I Smell?


             and the Number 1 Holiday Song For Pets...


  1> It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kittens



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