-=> Quoting Maurice Kinal to Dave Hazelman <=-
 DH>  I found another telephone number that looks interesting. Up-to-date
 DH>  information on fishing conditions statewide are reported 
 DH>  at (800)ASK-FISH. That's for Michigan, USA.
 MK> That gives me an idea;  How about a 1-900 number where you can talk to
 MK> the fish? 
 MK> "Oh baby...I want you SOOOOOOO bad!"
 MK> Heh, heh.  You think it'll fly?
 The only sounds I ever heard fish make are click click click noises.
 So maybe they use pulse type telephones hehehe.
... Here fishie fishie, I have something for you..Jackal talking to fish    
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