** Message forwarded by DAMON LEE at 17:16:40 on 06-21-96 **
Thought you might enjoy passing this on to your torch-bearing friend, and 
maybe enjoy it yourselves.
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DAMON.LEE@pcld.com(darrell); Thu, 20 Jun 1996 11:43:21 -0400
>-- The Top 15 Problems Encountered Along The Olympic Torch Route ---
>
>
>15)  Forward progress hampered by slow moving white Bronco.
>
>14)  Torch commandeered in Waco by over-zealous ATF agents.
>
>13)  One 'really' pissed off Smokey The Bear.
>
>12)  Budget cuts cause torch to be replaced by less-than-dependable
>     Bic lighter.
>
>11)  Difficulty getting melted marshmallows off torch after "s'mores"
>     party got out of hand.
>
>10)  Running 7 miles before realizing that the torch is still on top of the
>     urinal at the last rest stop.
>
>9)   First-degree burns to runners unfamiliar with how to "receive the
>     baton".
>
>8)   Jim Bob, lying in wait on the outskirts of Memphis with a case of Bud
>     and a supersoaker.
>
>7)   Rosie Ruiz takes flame in NYC -- appears 30 minutes later in Atlanta.
>
>6)   Drive-by goosings
>
>5)   Torchbearers driven insane by repeated playing of the "Chariots Of
>     Fire" theme.
>
>4)   Torch-jackings in urban areas.
>
>3)   Crazed hippie terrorists replace Olympic Torch with new Olympic
>     Bong.
>
>2)   Male runners repeatedly get lost and refuse to stop for directions.
>
>and the Number 1 Problem Encountered Along The Olympic Torch Route..
>
>1)   Obnoxious drunks who run up and yell, "No, I meant a BUD light!".
>
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