On 12-01-20, BJöRN FELTEN said to ALEXANDER KORYAGIN:

ak> .. toilet paper and what else? ;-)


BF>Sigh!


BF>What's with this weird US toilet paper obsession? Whenever there is a
BF>cricies of any kind, they all storm to the nearby supermarket and fights
BF>like their lives depended on it, emptying the shelves as fast as possible.


BF>It simply makes no sense to me. But then again, I have a bidé at home and
BF>uses about one roll of toilet paper per year -- usually used up by foreign
BF>visitors who prefer spreading their shit around between their buttocks
BF>with a handful of paper rather than washing it away with the bidé.


If you go on a cracker diet you have no need for paper OR a bidet. You can
just use a whisk broom!



Tagline;


"He (while pouring himself a double shot of rye whiskey); `You have no idea
how much I love you, and how badly I'd miss you if you weren't here.' "

"She (turning from the kitchen sink to look at him); `Thats the nicest thing
you've said to me in a long time. I just wish you'd say it when you were
sober.' "

"He (looking up at her); "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the
whiskey!"




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