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echo: fidonews
to: DAVID DRUMMOND
from: LEE LOFASO
date: 2020-11-29 20:05:00
subject: Delusional

Hello David,

 WD>>>> * Salt Water crocs

 DD>>> Less prevalent in occupied areas that US gun nuts in USA (and DD>cause
 DD> far less human deaths per annum).

 LL>> No American has ever been killed by a croc in the USA.

 DD> Could that be because they're called alligators in USA?

Crocodiles are limited to the everglades in the state of Florida.
Alligators are allowed to wander both in the everglades and everywhere
else.

 DD>>> See "salt water crocs" above.

 LL>> The state of Florida has boa constrictors which do not need
 LL>> venom (or jaws) to do their thing.

 DD> And the warmer parts of Australia have the Carpet Python. It has the same
MO
 DD> as your Boa.

Alligators and snakes get along fine. So do crocodiles and snakes.

 DD>>> You missed droughts and bush fires. But we learn to live with those -
 DD>>> they're more predictable than nut cases.

 LL>> Not to worry. Louisiana has hurricanes and floods. They seem to
 LL>> come more regular these days, and are far more prevalent than nut
 LL>> cases.

 DD> Surely you jest. Almost every USAian I see on TV or Yootube is a raving
 DD> nutter. I've seen lots of shots where they're not having hurricanes or
 DD> floods. Or is that peculiar to Louisiana?

Hurricanes and floods give us an excuse to go swimming without
having to join a private club. Others prefer to go boating around
in their neighborhood.

 WD>>>> But you get credit for

 WD>>>> * The Beegees

 DD>>> Aren't they dead?

 LL>> Barry ain't dead yet.

 DD> Oh well, give him time.

Until then he is busy singing with his son rather than his brothers.

 WD>>>> * Masterchef Australia until the 2020 season

 DD>>> I am not a fan of competitive eating/cooking so no points there.

 LL>> I ate 42 prunes in one sitting. A long time ago.

 DD> Was that competitive?

Took me a while to get it all out.

 WD>>>> ? Natalie Imbruglia

 DD>>> Never met her.

 LL>> I never met Britney Spears' sister. That makes us even.

 DD> Are they related?

Only one of them was committed. The other one is still working
on it.

 DD>>> You missed less nut cases per capita than USA, and firearm control
 DD>>> legislation.

 >>> Come to Louisiana. Leave different.

 DD> No thanks. High on my list of places I'd rather not visit is USA (not just
 DD> Louisiana).

Not to worry. Louisiana is a Banana Republic. And the folks here
only speak Yat.

--Lee

-- 
Laying Pipe Since '88

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