Hello Ward,

 LL>> I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

 LL>> Your soon to be deceased,

 WD> The lengths at which some people will go to have me write an obituary
about
 WD> them...

 WD> Try someone else...

One day, I will succeed.

One day, so will you.

Which is why we should all write own obituaries.

Before, not after, we run out of time.

I am actually being serious about this.

Read the obituaries in the NYT.
They are the best.
Written by world-class journalists.

How many local newspapers can claim the same?
None, and I mean none, can even approach that level
of accuracy and professionalism.

The only way I can top that is to write it myself.

--Lee

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