Hello Everybody,

My car has a flat tire.
And a dead battery.
A monster storm is approaching.
Bigger than Katrina.
Headed straight for me.
I do have a pirogue.
And a paddle.
But nobody can paddle a pirogue fast enough
to escape what is coming my way.
Hurricane Delta. Category 4, soon to be Category 5.

Hurricane Katrina was a mere Category 3 storm, and
only nicked the city of New Orleans.
Not even dogs and cats will escape this one.

And to think, assuming I somehow survive this one,
another is close behind, heading in the same direction.

That's right. Hurricane Gamma.

I am doomed. I tell you. Doomed. Truly doomed ...

Your soon to be deceased,
--Lee

-- 
Work sets you free.

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