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I am putting up this spoiler warning since Memphis Wrestling is moving to
UPN Mississippi and I don't want to ruin the surprise for you good folks in
Mississippi.
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Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}startrek.net
2/8/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland




Before the show begins Cory honors two guys who have contributed to Memphis
wrestling in the past.
In Memory of William (Bill) Chenault, Jr.
Employee of the Circuit Court & Wrestling referee

Billy Hicks
Owner of Hicks Convention services.

One of the fans is holding a Brian Christopher sucks sign and they show the
Southern Heavyweight Title belt on the announcer's desk.  they announce the
matches for today.

Reggie B Fine
Koko B Ware

Kevin White
Tracy Smothers

Lifeguard Dustin Starr
Bill Dundee with Jimmy Hart

Jerry Lawler
Shock with Jimmy Hart


Bill Dundee,Jimmy Hart and Shock come out.  Bill Dundee says I don't know
here you are Lawler.  Shock then interrupts saying that I want a bye and
says Jerry Lawler is busted that he is going to jail that we sent a tape of
wanted happened to the district attorney.  Jimmy Hart says that he has the
proof that Lawler tried to run over Shock and himself.  Jimmy Hart is
holding up a tape with security tape written on it with the date.  We are
gonna show it later in the show.  I have a blank pink slip and will fire
some wrestlers,  Today is a new day for the First Family.  Bill Dundee is
the CEO of the XWF,  and Shock is the enforcer of the XWF and Kamala is in
Africa and a couple of others may be kept.  All the others are fired.

The first match of the day is Lifeguard Dustin Starr Vs Bill Dundee with
Jimmy Hart.  Dundee uses the Grecco Roman chain.
Winner:Bill Dundee.

Reggie B. Fine comes out in his fur coat   Reggie claims that he was playing
in the NBA All Star game.  Now that you low budgets are glad to see me back,
I am the real Southern Champion.  I gotta fight this fool Koko B Ware again.
I thought we killed this bird thing a long time ago.


The second match of the day is Koko Ware Vs Reggie B Fine.  Koko uses chain
on Fine.
Winner:Koko Ware.

Another fan is holding a King Mable is the King sign.

They announce the Round town segment.
Tonight which was last night as I write this.
Trenton TN
Nat'l Guard Armory 7:30 PM
Lawler,White.Koko,Shock,Hart,Gilbert,Midget Match,Christopher,Corey Maclin &
UPN 30 cameras.

Doors open at 6:30 PM.

Tickets {at} Ingram's IGA

Jimmy Hart comes out with Shock.  Jimmy Hart tells everyone to pull up their
chairs to the TV and to call their friends to watch Memphis wrestling
because this is the last time that you will see Jerry Lawler on TV.  Jimmy
Hart tells Shock to take video to the control room.  I want to show the
world what Lawler did.    The video shows Jimmy Hart and Shock jumping
Hollywood and dumping him in a trash can and Rocky Johnson making the save.
Jimmy Hart and Shock realize that they are showing the wrong video and they
run off.

Jerry Lawler comes out.  Jerry Lawler mentions that Jimmy Hart has a speech
impediment in that everytime he speaks he puts his foot in his mouth.
Jerry Lawler says that Jimmy Hart claimed that he had proof that Jerry
Lawler had run him over and that they ran the wrong tape.  You know every
dawg has his day including little dawgs.  one of these days he will come
back to haunt you Jimmy Hart.  This morning I will face shock for the
Southern Title.  You know how important I put in this match I made a little
call for somebody to be a special referee in this match.  Jerry calls out
the special referee who turns out to be Jerry Calhoun.  Jerry mentions that
Jerry Calhoun refereed most of his big matches. He is not downing referee
Bill Rush and the other referees but sometimes a match needs a
troubleshooter. To this day he still has 20/20 eyesight.

They show a new Kevin White video which is almost as good as the old one.

The third match is Tracy Smothers Vs Kevin White.  a fan has I love Kevin
White sign  The fans do a Kevin White chant.  White wins via rollup
Winner:Kevin White
They shake hands after the match.

Jerry Lawler comes out and talks about Brian Christopher stealing his crown
last week and that Brian is too much of a coward to be at TV today.  Tonight
in Trenton you be there I will be there and the crown better be there.

They announce the out of town action in addition to Trenton TN.

Parsons TN sat March 13 7:30 PM at Decatur Co. Fairgrounds
Tickets on sale {at} BP Onestop on Main St.

Hernando MS Saturday March 27th 7:30 PM
Hernando national Guard Armory
King Mabel,White, Bad Boyz and Doug Gilbert.

Tickets on sale at Godin's food & Butcher shop on East Commerce.

and coming soon to the Midsouth Coliseum.

Stop by UPN 30 to pick up your tickets to Memphis Wrestling,  To ensure that
everyone gets in to see live studio wrestling only 4 passes per person.
Tickets available while supplies last and you must be 18 years of age to
pick tickets up.  For Tickets Outside of the Memphis area, Designate show #
1 or show #2 & send a self addressed stamped envelope to:
MEMPHIS WRESTLING
c/o UPN 30 WLMT
2701 Union Ave.. Ext..
Memphis,TN 38112

For large groups please call 901-795-0722.


Hollywood comes out to Hollywood chant.  For past 6 months Jimmy Hart has
embarrassed and humiliated me.  I would like to call Rocky Johnson out here.
I appreciated your helping me against Jimmy Hart and Shock in the parking
lot.  I would like a special match tonight against Jimmy Hart.  If I lose to
Jimmy Hart I will wear his don't trust a midget shirt. but if I lose to
Jimmy Hart then Jimmy Hart has to wear this shirt.  Jimmy Hart loves
midgets.  Jimmy Hart will have to wear it everywhere.  Rocky says that you
are not thinking straight. I will book match on one condition if Cory Maclin
will be the special referee.

The fourth match of the day is Jerry Lawler Vs Shock with Jimmy Hart with
Special referee Jerry Calhoun.  Jimmy hart whines a lot about Jerry Calhoun
being referee.  Shock distracts referee and Hart chokes Lawler. Referee asks
hart about the choking and get in an argument.  Calhoun shoves Hart on the
concrete.  Hart says that he quits and changes his mind.  Jimmy Hart hold
Lawler for Shock to hit.  Shock accidentally hits Hart.  Hart quits and then
announces that he is coming back.  Hart screams for Shock to win the match
for him.  Hart interferes again and Calhoun again scold Hart and Lawler
attempts a pin but no referee in ring to make pin.  Lawler rolls up shock.
Winner:Jerry Lawler.
Jimmy Hart has a fit in the ring and throws a tantrum.  Hart needs to lay
off the red Bull.

Jimmy Hart comes out to a Brian sucks chant.  Brian  claims that he did not
steal it.  Who wears a crown in the mall and restaurants.  I think that it
is cheesy.  I have your crown and I have some cheese.  Brian proceeds to
pour a bowl of nacho cheese in the crown and eat nachos out of it.  Brian
then leaves the studio area.  Jerry comes out.  This is not my crown.
Where is my real crown.  get out here with my real crown now.  Brian is
shown on camera in the back next to a door wearing Lawler's crown.  Lawler
goes after Christopher.














Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it
by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.



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Watch Memphis
wrestling at 11 am every sat morning on UPN 30 Memphis or watch it on the
internet via  http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html  at any hour of the
day.



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Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on UPN Mississippi at  9 PM every
Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it
by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.




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