PO> And now, as I threatened:

 PO>              Oh God I'm An Ocean Buoy - John Denver's Final Song

 PO>                         Took a flight from the farm
 PO>                            and I never came back
 PO>                           Built a plane from a kit
 PO>                         But I didn't have the knack
 PO>                            Jumped in the cockpit
 PO>                            and downed a six-pack
 PO>                          And now I'm an ocean buoy

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ROFLMAO!!!

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