-> I have a Golden Retriever so I was buying a large bag of Purina at
-> Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

-> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
-> no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
-> shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that
-> I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
-> tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

-> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
-> that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
-> eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
-> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

-> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
-> now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

-> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
-> condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because
-> I'd been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.

Now that's a good one.
thanks.
I needed a laugh just now.
Got the darndest malware going on here.
Two absolutely perfect hard drives but I dare not use or connect
either.
Nor buy a new one unless I figure out the infection vector.
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