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echo: fidonews
to: BJRN FELTEN
from: LEE LOFASO
date: 2020-08-18 19:10:00
subject: Tactical Nuke?

Hello Bj”rn,

 NA>>> Bjorn is another fucknut to completely ignore.

 DD>> Don't test for diseases and they won't exist. Don't perform pregnancy
 DD>> tests and no kids will be born. Ignore dissenting opinions and everyone
 DD>> will agree with you.

 BF> And if you happen to be infected, just inject bleach, and everything will
go
 BF> away -- just like magic.

 BF>   "15 cases, will go to zero. We have it all under control."

 BF>   "In April, it'll all go away, like magic." Don't listen to the
 BF> scientists, listen to me. I'm a Very Stable Genius. But no, I'll NOT show
 BF> you my grades from school. My five times draught dodging will be enough!

 BF>    Yeah, as I said, they really are a strange species over there. I sure
as
 BF> hell (like you I guess) am lucky to have a huge pond between those strange
 BF> creatures and myself.

 BF>    Just imagine what would have happened if a single one of their
reporters
 BF> had made a follow-up story of all the five bankruptcy cases he's been
 BF> involved with. Would they still elect a president to handle their economy?
 BF> Yeah, well, maybe. Their gene pool seems to have some dire need of bleach
 BF> injection...

President Donald Trump has taken care of the problem. He fixed it
quite easily by replacing his top doctor on his panel of experts.
That's right. Dr. Anthony Fauci (who has fooled six presidents) is
no longer an expert, having been replaced by a real expert. One
with absolutely no experience, who always agrees with everything
Trump says and does.

So there! And do remember, that bleach must be injected. The CDC
has put out an official warning not to drink it. Only works by giving
yourself a shot. Bottoms up!

--Lee

-- 
Dieting doesn't work, Weight Watchers does

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