Hello Bj”rn,

 WH>> Without all due respect, sir, are you serious?  If people might be
 WH>> ordered 5000 kg and deliver 5000 pounds, they might just as well
 WH>> mistake 5000 for 50000 too.

 BF> Seriously? A pilot mistaken 5000 for 50000? You don't have a pilot's
licence
 BF> I assume? I happen to have one even though it's been expired...

Me and two ladies were on board a plane with a drunk pilot
at the helm. An Englishman, not an American. He wasn't drunk
when he took off, and we all had a very good time. Until we
realized the pilot was a bit tipsy. I'm not really sure how he
got hold of a bottle of scotch, or how he managed to land the
plane in the middle of the night while smashed, but the two
ladies did work at the club where I was playing, and he did
invite us all to take a ride on his private flying machine ...

--Lee

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