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subject: [IWS] The Internet Wrestling Syndicate presents Know Your Enemies

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Also we have a new video promo on-line:
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/images/multimedia/knowyourenemies2.wmv

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An IWS Press Release

Internet Wrestling Syndicate
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com
Montreal, Québec, CANADA

Thursday, March 11th, 2004

*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*

Pierre Carl Ouellet and Kevin Steen On Collision Course

    Once, Pierre Carl Ouellet and Kevin Steen were best friends. Once, they
trained together, ate together, fought together. Once, they shared a dream
of making it to the WWE together. But that was before Violent Valentines.
That was before Kevin Steen¹s mind snapped in a jealous rage. That was
before Kevin Steen tried to break PCO¹s neck with a Package Pile-Driver. On
March 27th, the Internet Wrestling Syndicate presents the biggest wrestling
show of the year at the beautiful downtown Medley. The show is Know Your
Enemies and PCO knows his enemy: Kevin Steen, the friend he trusted, the
student he trained, and the man who will feel the awful wrath of PCO¹s
vengeance as the two men clash in the main event for PCO¹s IWS title.

    The Internet Wrestling Syndicate is pleased to announce that the matches
at Know Your Enemies will be filmed to be shown on Pay Per View across
Canada. Aaron Weiss, producer of ³Wrestling: Past, Present and Future² has
chosen the IWS to represent the future of wrestling in Canada. To support
the wrestling in the ring, amongst the best in Canada, the management of IWS
has arranged for a sound and lighting set-up that will exceed the
expectations of the even the most jaded fan.

    To make the event that much more of a special occasion, the IWS fans¹
favourite band, Tantrumn will be on hand to open the show with their ³IWS
Theme². In addition, prior to the main event, they will play Pierre Carl
Ouellet¹s new theme song. During the show, footage will be shot to create a
music video for this newly composed song which is being filmed for Musique
Plus.

    The fans, the self-proclaimed ³hardcore soldiers² of the IWS, have
previously shown that when it comes to charity that they know how to give
until it hurts, generously supporting both Sun Youth and the Montreal
Children¹s Hospital. For Know Your Enemies, the IWS is calling on its fans
to help Big Brothers, Big Sisters of Montreal by bringing a donation of used
clothing. Any one who contributes will be entered in a draw for free IWS
merchandise.

    Two men who know a little something about hardcore will meet at Know
Your Enemies... and they will be bringing friends. After losing to Nightmare
Manson during Violent Valentines, the Arsenal challenged Manson to a death
match at the Medley saying, ³Bring two friends, if you have any, because I
am going to have the Fan Favourites in my corner.² One can only wonder what
sadistic tricks the sociopathic Arsenal has up his sleeve, as he prepares
for a match where he can indulge his misanthropy in full.

    Another match that is leaving fans guessing is the bout between Fred le
Merveille and the man he calls ³Boeuf Wellington.² The self-appointed IWS
language policeman, Fred le Merveille challenged Beef Wellington to a
³Quebec Rules² match. No one is entirely certain what rules will be used in
a ³Quebec Rules² match, but it would be a fair guess that they will not be
to the advantage of the anglophone Beef Wellington.

    While Fred le Merveille, the leader of le Syndicat de Lutte Internet,
rigs a match in his favour, his henchmen, Damian St-Denis and Viking
St-Veronique prepare to defend their newly renamed ³Ceinture de Champion par
Equipe SLI.² Their challengers at the Medley will be Kid Kamikaze and Kurt
Lauderdale. While no-one can deny the wrestling ability of the tag team
champions will it be enough to fight off the technical genius of Kid
Kamikaze joined with the frightening power of the Career Killer Kurt
Lauderdale? 

    Kid Kamikaze and Kurt Lauderdale got their title shot by following IWS
Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris¹ ³advice² and eliminating the Green Phantom
from the Gauntlet match to name a number one contender held during Violent
Valentines. It has been a rough couple of months for the Green Phantom.
Since losing the IWS tag title that he held with EXcesS69, the Green Phantom
has been ambushed and embarrassed by Tank, by Giovanni and by Kid Kamikaze
and Kurt Lauderdale. The IWS Hardcore Hero has come to a conclusion: all of
these attacks can be traced back to the hand of one man - Dru Onyx. This
prompted a fiery tirade unleashed by the Green Phantom that has just
recently been posted on the IWS website: www.syndicatewrestling.com. How
will the Bajan Bomber react to this on-line provocation?

    The winner of the Gauntlet match and new number one contender for the
IWS title, Sexxxy Eddy, reluctantly gave up his title shot for Know Your
Enemies at PCO¹s request so that the IWS Champion could get his hands on
Kevin Steen. This prompted IWS Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris to label Eddy
a whiner and an idiot. Since Sexxxy Eddy had no match for the Medley, the
Commissioner decided to put his four biggest annoyances... and the four
biggest sex symbols in the IWS into a four-way... match: the Triple X ³Sex
XXXpress² Sexxxy Eddy vs. Dan Paysan vs. Matt Classic vs. Kevin Martel.

    More details of Know Your Enemies will be released in the weeks to come
as we count down to the biggest independent wrestling show held in Canada
this year. 

    The Internet Wrestling Syndicate presents Know Your Enemies, Saturday,
March 27th at the beautiful downtown Medley. Tickets are seventeen dollars
at the door. Doors open at 8:00 pm, show starts at 9:00 pm. For information
about the show e-mail ticket{at}syndicatewrestling.com or visit the Internet
Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: http://www.syndicatewrestling.com. For
information about IWS merchandise & DVDs e-mail
merchandise{at}syndicatewrestling.com or order from http://www.xrv.com/iws.

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The Beef Wellington Saga:

Beef Wellington & Kid Kamikaze sign the contract for the ³Loser Leaves
Westmount² match.
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/ images/multimedia/kamikaze& beef.wmv

Beef looks for a new place to live.
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/ images/multimedia/Beefsnewcrib.wmv
 
Beef and new room mate El Generico discuss the true identity of NWA/TNA
masked wrestler ³X²
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/ images/multimedia/eldandy.wmv

Beef teaches El Generico how to pick up women, prior to their match with
EXcesS69 aka M. Baby Oil
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/ images/multimedia/babyoil.wmv

Beef and El Generico play Trivial Pursuit with the Green Phantom
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/ images/multimedia/violentvalentine.wmv
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