BL> My heart attack was not a shoddy piece of work like Niels'...
 BL> it was well thought out and perfectly exectuted by trained
 BL> professionals.

 GG> Bloody engineers!
 GG> You can't even have a normal, run-of-the-mill heart attack like
 GG> everyone else. Oh No.... you have to have all the gears,
 GG> gadgets and gizmos right there to measure it and see what a
 GG> wonderful peice of work an infarct can be. 

  I didn't actually feel bad pain... just an odd fluttery feeling
before the doctor got it going again.

 GG> I sure hope you didn't upset yer dear Mum. Imagine!

  She was devastated!

  She was out shopping (bloody women) when I realised I was in
trouble, so I left her a note saying I'd gone to hospital, along with
a list of all my investments and where they were, and then drove
myself to hospital. I knew how it would hit her, but what could I do?
If I'd croaked, she'd have been chasing down my money for years...

  Anyway, I rang her from the hospital bed and lied a lot.

 GG> Glad you recovered, Bob.

  ROFL!!!! Good one.

 GG> May you live to receive many more years of insults. Have a nice
 GG> day.

  Oh, Jeeze! Another one!

  The technology of angioplasty is such that my artery is now totally
clear and I feel perfectly normal... a bit better than normal, in
fact. My only worry is a coupla years down the track, if another
artery clogs the way this one did...

Regards,
Bob
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