With apologies to The Barefoot Man.......
                             That's A Moray
(Italian accordion music to the tune 'Amore' and the sound
 of someone breathing on a scuba regulator in background.)
  If you see a big eel,
  and his teeth are like steel,
  That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
  If he's big and he's mean
  and he's slimy and green,
  That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
(Chorus) If he slices the hose,
         and then leaves you to doze,
         That's a Moray!
         A Moraaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
         A Moray.
  When he's fanning his gills,
  Better head for the hills,
  That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
  From a hole in the reef,
  He will bring you much grief,
  That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
(Chorus) If he slices the hose,
         and then leaves you to doze,
         That's a Moray!
         A Moraaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
         A Moray.
--- Go down with a diver
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