GP>My last cat, Gilligan, had to go get 'chopped". . . the vet said to keep
GP>him indoors for 4 days after (to keep the site clean) so I did, but he
GP>really liked going outside to play!

  Slinky hasn't slowed down...but any strange noise really spooks him.
So much so that he forgets what he went outside to do...I guess he is
suffering from "attention defecate disorder". 

GP>Then a few hours later I see him coming back with a half a seagull (big
GP>carnivorous bird, as big or bigger than a 6-month old cat!)

  Of course...they want to share the spoils of food with the family.

GP>I think he went out and was thinking, "Yeah? You think so? I'll prove to
GP>you I'm still a MAN!!! I'm gonna hunt down and kill the biggest muthah I
GP>can find!" *LOL*

  Sort of like in that "A Dog's Letter To God" PPS deal that you sent
me. The last letter was the dog asking God if he could have his
testicles back when he got to heaven. 

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