On Jan 19, 11:06 am, Bertie the Bunyip  wrote:
> "Viperdoc"  wrote
innews:k9pkj.1303$nK5.312{at}nlpi069.nbdc.sbc.com:
>
> > Unfortunately for Anthony, serving the country in the military is a
> > foreign concept, although which service branch would take him is
> > another question.
>
> > I could just see his lard ass in front of a Marine drill instructor,
> > explaining how to re-design the M-16, or expounding on infant formula
> > and breast feeding.
>
> Bwaahwhahwhahwh!
>
> I can see the drill instructor collapsing in tears, too.
>
> I'm thinking we should rename him Gomer, now.
>
> Bertie

Too much credit.

Gomer actually made it through basic.

I was an Army OCS TAC (Drill instructor for officers) - Sadly I saw
his kind from time to time. We were always more than happy to keep
their stay short -- usually 2 hours -- 90 minutes of that time spent
outprocessing.

Dan
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