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echo: fidonews
to: NICK ANDRE
from: LEE LOFASO
date: 2020-05-01 12:26:00
subject: A new record

Hello Nick,

 LL>> Swedes have a particular fetish about their dead.  They keep them
 LL>> around far longer than most folks.  Usually wait about a month or so
 LL>> before putting them in their final resting place.

 LL>> You really should apologize.

 NA> Thats nice for them. I will not apologize.

John Wilkes Booth's lawyer had him stuffed.  And then he sold
his stuffed body to a traveling circus (for services rendered).
Unfortunately, the body got stolen in 1977 when on display in
Philadelphia and has never been found since.

What do you want to do with your body when you are dead?

This is a serious question.

The state of New York has run out of space to bury its dead
due to the coronavirus pandemic.  The governor does not have
a clue as to what to do.  Perhaps you can enlighten us all
as what should be done to alleviate the problem.

--Lee

-- 
Pork. The One You Love.

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