Islamic Paradise
Not by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

As I walk through the valley actin' like a Ghurka
I try to look at my wife; she's very plain in her burkha
But that's just perfect for a mozzie like me
You know, I shun fancy things like music & color TV
At 4:30 in the morning I'm makin' bombzz
Mullah Dadullah feeds the hostages and Ahmed blows... fool
And I've been makin' and blowin' so long that
Even Osama thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the Koran, I'm into discipline
Got a Koran in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my bombzz and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1499

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Islamic paradise
I've bombzed busses once or twice
Living in an Islamic paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Islamic paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Islamic paradise

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