G'day Bob,

I saw this one and thought of you immediately.  Enjoy!

 There was a Priest, a drunkard and an engineer all to be beheaded
by the guillotine. When asked which way he would like to face when he
died, the Priest said face up, so he can see heaven.  He was placed into
position and the blade came speeding down, and suddenly stopped a few
inches from his neck.  Well, the authorities saw this as divine
intervention and released the Priest.  The drunkard decided to die face up
too hoping for the same luck as the Priest.  The blade came speeding down
and suddenly stopped a few inches from his neck. The drunkard was
released. When the Engineer's turn came he decided to die face up too.
When he was placed into position, facing up at the guilotine, he said,

"Hey, I see your problem."


Cheers,
Gaelyne

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