GM> -=> Jay Emrie said to Greg Mayman
GM> -=> about "THOSE OLD EXPENSIVE [1/2]" on 01-01-03  21:29.....

GM> JE> No, I'll just practice remembering and hone my memory a bit.

GM>You could write down the location of the vehicle, if you remember
GM>to take a pad and pen with you 

GM>Tell me about the problems of aging... I keep forgetting ;-)

OK here goes:

Important News Flash:

It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senilus Virus that
even the most advanced programs from Norton & McAfee will fail to detect.
 There is no warning until it's too late.

It appears to affect the computers of those born before 1960!  Look for
the symptoms listed below.

If you find you have this virus, you must immediately shut down your
computer and take up gardening, crocheting, lawn bowling or long walks.
Personally I chose long walks. I left home three days ago and I have no
clue where the heck I am.  I hope somebody finds me soon.  Look for that
smiling old codger on the side of the road, waving at all the
passing cars.

Symptoms of  infection with Senilu Virus are:

1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send to wrong person.
4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the

Jay
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