HL>>>> No need... I'll just put the cat on my head till my hair
 HL>>>> grows.
 LB>>> Turn him around, the tail is hanging in front of your
 LB>>> face....
 HL>> Nope... that's my instant bagpipe maker. Grab cat, put cat
 HL>> under arm, grab legs, bite tail...
 PO> I hope you remembered to put on your flak jacket first...

That's my straightjacket in disguise.

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