:-) Time for another refill of "Laughter Is The Best Medicine" --
Subject: Doctors
*   A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room, and said
  to himself every so often, "Lord I hope I'm sick !"
    After about the 5th or 6th time, the receptionist couldn't
  stand it any longer and asked, "Why in the world would you
  want to be sick Mr. Adams ?"
    The man replied, "I'd hate to be well & feel like this."
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*   In a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a Yuppie started to choke
  on a bone.  A doctor rushed over, reassured the man that he
  was going to be alright and identified himself as a doctor.
    He performed the Heimlich Maneuver.  The bone popped out.
  As the man's breath & voice returned he said, "I'm ever so
  grateful doctor, how can I ever repay you ?"
    The doctor smiled and said, "I'll settle for one-tenth of
  what you were willing to pay while you were choking."
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* A doctor was being sued for malpractice and stood to lose
  his practice.  Desperate for cash, he decided to hold up a
  bank.  Nobody could read the hold-up note however.
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* These fancy doctors in Columbia are just getting totally out
  of control. I had to see a Urologist recently and had to make
  an appointment to make an appointment.
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*   A word of advice to you other jokesters.  Never let the
  doctor know you write jokes.  I had to have a throat culture
  done.  I asked the surgeon how soon I would know something
  after I came out of the recovery room.
    He looked at me and dead-panned, "You're expecting an awful
  lot from a recovery room Mr Moore."
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