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echo: lunatics
to: Heather Lennox
from: Phil Osophy
date: 2003-05-30 17:36:12
subject: While Linda Is Busy...

For no apparent reason, Heather Lennox shouted to me:

 HL>>>>>>> I can't afford the repairs...
 HL>>>>>>> 
 LB>>>>>> {gets out Super Glue and screwdriver)
 LB>>>>>> Who needs $$$?  I'll do it for ya for free!  :)
 HL>>>>> 
 HL>>>>> Ummm... errr...ner...no!
 HL>>>>> 
 PO>>>> And you wondered why Linda makes me nervous...
 HL>>> Has she forgot to take her meds?
 PO>> Who can tell?
 HL>>> 
 HL>>> And where has she hid her straightjacket?
 PO>> 'Sokay.  I learned a few things from Odo about subduing
 PO>> people, although I doubt he thought of the plans I have for
 PO>> them...
 HL> Does it explain the BBQ?

No, it doesn't.  The BBQ is for those who become a pain in my butt; I roast
theirs in retribution.

Phil Osophy

... Find God?!? Why? Is She missing?

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