Dear Gary,

Saturday March 13 2004, Gary Baumgartner writes to All:

 GB> This is a test from Zone 1 Moderator!!!

 GB> This test is conducted solely for the purpose of finding a connection
 GB> with other intelligent life forms.  if you conclude to be
 GB> intelligent,
 GB> and conclude that you are a life form. please reply accordingly.

I'm in doubt whether I constitute an intelligent life form, or stupid death
matter, but, well, I'm here.

As ever,
Mike Tyukanov

--- I not only don't know nothing, I don't even suspect nothing