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echo: fidonews
to: ALEXANDER KORYAGIN
from: LEE LOFASO
date: 2020-02-06 03:24:00
subject: Police State Coming

Hello Alexander,

 LL>>>> The W.H.O. has made it official, having declared the
 LL>>>> coronavirus a global pandemic.  And you know what that
 LL>>>> means.  Once the virus spreads, the only reliable
 LL>>>> method for stopping the outbreak is to SHUT DOWN
 LL>>>> SOCIETY and force EVERYBODY TO STAY HOME.
 ak>>> The most effective way to fight it - to make a big, fat
 ak>>> bruises under the eyes of everyone who sneezes and coughs
 ak>>> without covering his mug. ;-)
 LL>> Oh, there are medical masks folks can buy to cover their face.
 LL>> Oops.  All sold out.

 LL>> Not a problem.  There is plenty tissue paper to go around.
 LL>> Oops.  All sold out.

 LL>> Not a problem.  There is plenty of toilet paper to go around.
 LL>> Oops.  All sold out.
 LL>> Not a problem.  Everybody has their own two hands ...

 ak> Well, a person can use a handkerchief, or at least his sleeve if he has
 ak> some conscience and responsibility. ;)

Let's not forget about feminine hygiene products, such as bras,
fast food bags and fruit skins as makeshift masks against coronavirus
as supply shortage worsens.  I mean, our very survival is at stake.
We need women to help us!

--Lee

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I Take A Sheet In The Pool

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