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from: BEN RITCHEY
date: 2006-02-27 07:22:48
subject: Oddly Enough News Headlines

Yahoo! News: Odd News
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                  as of Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:41:34 GMT

    Yahoo! News

Reuters - A Colombian man has been sentenced to four years' house arrest
 for slapping a woman's bottom as he rode by her on his bicycle,
 sparking debate on whether the punishment fit the crime.

    Yahoo! News

AP - Farfrompoopen Road, the only road to Constipation Ridge, lost to
 Divorce Court and Psycho Path, which placed No. 1 in an online poll of
 the nation's wildest, weirdest and wackiest street names.

    Yahoo! News

Reuters - Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been
 questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths
 homework leaves him baffled.

    Yahoo! News

AP - On one shelf rests a giant hair ball that filled the stomach of a
 12-year-old girl who compulsively chewed her hair. Floating in a nearby
 glass container is a young man's leg that ballooned in size because of
 elephantiasis.

    Yahoo! News

AP - Call it the Toilet Bowl. A bathroom supply company sponsoring an
 online poll aimed at finding America's best bathroom has narrowed the
 field to five sparkling-clean, sweet-smelling potties.

    Yahoo! News

AP - Gobbles, clucks and coos spill out of the grand ballrooms, but
 there are no live turkeys on the floor of the Opryland Convention
 Center.

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